Our coverage of chapters 13 & 14 is weirdly leg-centric, but that's just because Valan Luca is here now. Conversation topics include: Celebrity Man Legs, Baba Yaga House With Chris's Legs, Jon Hamm Island, and the Sharan Spider Infestation.

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For chapters 11 & 12, we visit (and try to pronounce) Lugard, demand Reasonably Sized Text, salute the Once and Future Pope, and discuss the Whitecloak Witch Capture Quota. TW: We talk about sexual assault in this episode.

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Welcome to Whitecloak Country, y'all! In chapters 8, 9, & 10, Nynaeve does a Dust Storm Whoopsie, Elayne has a terminal case of Desire Within the Patriarchy, Juilin Trains the Police, and we meet someone whose name is definitely pronounced Rhonda.

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For chapters 6 & 7, we've captured the Day 17 (at the time of recording) mood: the Live Action Despicable Me Remake. There's also Record-Breaking Boner Talk, Rand's Shawshank Redemption, Illegal Dream Homework, and the Dirty Emond's Field Watering Hole.

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It's not the pandemic that's got us down; it's all the misogyny in chapters 4 & 5. We cope with Ogier Minecraft Vision, the Sex Tent, Perma-Gai'shain, Baylee Domon, and the harsh reality that Robert Jordan just didn't know about sports bras.

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It may feel like the world is screeching to a halt, but EHR is still recording! For chapters 2 and 3, we talk about Team Chuck Tingle, Sweaty Chic, The Peak of A-Hole, and Mat's Juicy Couture Shorts. Wash your hands and stay horny for Mat, everyone!

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Chapter one of The Fires of Heaven is truly rancid. We're forced to discuss Randerdale, the Death Yo-Yo, Mat's Tax Evasion, OK Boomer Energy, and the Perfect MILF (not Morgase, sadly). Also: alternate Fires of Heaven titles.

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The Fires of Heaven, huh? Sure are fiery, huh? Welcome to season five! We talk about the title, the cover, and the prologue. Discussion topics include: World's Worst Dad, Horny for Land, Bavram Dashere, Find My Galad (it's an app), and Lesbian Boot Camp.

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The Shadow Rising is OVER, and not a second too soon. Talking points for these last two chapters include: Bible.wiki, Hbo Presents: Popes, Museum Rhetoric, Lanfear's Gollum Tits, Chekhov's Kal, and Rand's Baby Bjorn.

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The Two Rivers tradition of yeeting magical objects continues in chapters 54 and 55. Also making appearances: Deus Ex Bayle Domon, Shooting to Still, Justice's Carriage, and how Horribly Unsexy Murder is.

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