For some reason we are discussing THREE Perrin chapters, which is just too much (31, 32, and 33). Suggested talking points: Optical Illusion Height, Ghost Perrin, Charles Dickens Propaganda, Casting Wil al'Seen, and Hairy Kit-Kats.

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This episode is a a bit short, just like the lives of Perrin's three dozen family members. For chapters 29 and 30, we talk about Cenn Buoy, Nynaeve's Greek Goddess Birth, the Toxic Monogamy Godzilla, and Litigation Phobia.

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In our efforts to ignore the actual events of chapters 27 and 28, we discussed Rambo Tactics, Diablo Ex Machina, Rows and Cravens, Gaul's (Correct) Priorities, and whether there's a Florida equivalent in Wheel of Time.

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This one's academic, y'all. To talk about chapters 25 and 26, Sally's taking us deep into cosmogony, the Universal Dad, and the power of perspective. And Emily's reminding us that women are EVIL and feminism is BAD. Are you taking NOTES?

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After some heavy editing, our Long Episode about chapters 23 and 24 is a reasonable length, and it's here to educate you about Debbie, the Archetypal Wife, Sniper No Sniping, Mat's Hierarchy of Needs, and Shark Law.

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In this episode, we discuss chapters 21 and 22. Sort of. Mostly, we ask a lot of questions, like: What does vibe check mean? Would Teen Narc make a good graphic novel? What does the "z" in "zaddy" stand for? And, hey, Sally? What's Boy Design?

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Speaking of nipple chafing, you can learn a lot about a lot of things in our coverage of chapters 18, 19, and 20! You'll learn about Curly Boys, Metaphorical Basements, when the wind was invented, and how boats float! Emily also mispronounces every boat term that there is!

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Come for the perfect casting of Loial, stay for the erotic Maze Runner fantasies. In our coverage of chapters 16 and 17, Sally teaches us all about toxic monogamy, and Emily advocates for an alternate timeline where Thom goes to Rhuidean.

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Three chapters in one episode! For chapters 13, 14, and 15, we argue on behalf of Equal Opportunity Sweat Tents, discuss Perrin and Faile's celebrity couple name (Ferret?), Mat's Fate Leash, and sign off with a Train Fainter.

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Do you believe that falafel is the most dangerous game? Do you think they should probably just CGI Galad? And that Robert Jordan might be a Highlander? Did you get your FLU SHOT? This episode, where we cover chapters 11 and 12, might be for you.

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