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The survey on what Taylor Swift is on a scale of 1-10 is revealed.  Then a bunch of made up stories about a 3 yr old that loves books, a man that bought 23 apple pies at a Burger King and a woman that thinks her dog knows exactly what she is saying.  join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Tour coming to the following cities: Morris Plains, NJ, Dunellen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH and Columbus, OH.

Podcast starts with another unbelievable fake story, what would you give Taylor Swift on a scale of 1-10 and then awful license plates like KY Lady, Clean Eats, and more.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: St. Charles, MO, Morris Plains, NJ, Dunnelen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH and more.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

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Crazy stories in the news with most of them being from Florida.

Dumb Quotes that mean nothing and help no one. 

A woman leaves 3 different yelp reviews for a Denny's.  One 5 star, one 2 star and one 1 star.  She is bipolar and also uses the word Brekkie for breakfast and calls her husband her hubby.  Thie woman might be the worst human being ever.  check me out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  coming tot he following cities: Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami, St. Louis, Cuyahoga Falls, OH.

More never happened stories, dumb inspritional quotes and the worst sentence ever written. Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to to the following cities: Bakersfield, CA, La Jolla, CA, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, PA, Atlanta, GA, Miami, FL, St. Charles, MO and more.

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