More umb Inspriational quotes that inspire nobody. Check ut Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities:

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A woman on a date night {Yuck} with her Husband is in the search of the perfect Expresso Martini.

Jim goes over various dating profiles that have unrealistic demands. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Everybody is Awful T Shirts avaiable on Jimflorentine.com. Upcoming tour dates: Phoenix, Albany, NY, Boca Raton, FL, Providence, RI and Alameda, CA.

Jim's comedy show gets a glowing one star review, still no Zombie Apocalypse yet and Teachers are molesting kids more then Catholic Priests now. Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates and Podcast merchandise at Jimflorentine.com.

People walking around wearing unfunny T Shirts to get attention from complete strangers. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. coming to the following cities: Milwaukee, Phoenix, Boca raton, FL, Albany, NY, Providence, RI, Alameada, CA.

More dumb people posting dumb stuff online including a woman in her mid 40's who listed all of her accomplishments she did during the week including staying in a hotel room by herself, driving herself to the airport and more. Fascinating! Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. coming to the following cities: Tampa, Milwaukee, Phoenix, Boca Raton, Albany, NY, Providence, RI, Butler, PA, Alameada, CA and more.

More made up stories posted online from pathetic people. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

OJ's dead!

Crazy stories from around the world including a woman who had sex with her dog. She had 3 dogs but only had sex with one. I wonder how the other two dogs feel? Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities:

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Some of the dumbest inspirational quotes that inspire no one are discussed. Check out jim's Patreon for an extra podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Manchester, CT, Grantville, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Tampa, FL, Dallas, TX, Milwaukee, WI and Phoenix, AZ.