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24-Hour HPR, Lemons Penalties & a Barbie Power Wheels DUI

What happens when grassroots endurance racing meets road-trip mishaps, late-night wrenching, and a news story about a guy getting busted in a pink Power Wheels? This episode of Everyone Racers brings pure chaos and comedy—from a 24-hour grind at High Plains Raceway (HPR) to last-minute prep for NCM Motorsports Park, plus Lemons judging tales you won’t believe.

🔥 In this Oldsmobile 403 episode, with so much bore, Mental talks us through NCM , Tim traverses our Nation, Chrissy skips news and notes but encourages you not to take your Barbie jeep to get a Slurpee while drunk and Chris practices the Lotus position

Really it’s;

• HPR 24-Hour recap: sleep-deprived pit life, teams grinding through the night, and why endurance always beats ego.• Wrenching a Miata-powered Lotus back to life: fuel rail diagnostics, Amazon parts mix-ups, vacuum leaks, coil packs, and the moment it finally coughs awake.• Trailer & travel shenanigans: overloaded rigs, moving garages, and the eternal “will it make it to grid?” question.• Lemons judging stories: penalty laps, “stop bringing fast cars,” and the day a Nash Metropolitan with borrowed lights turned more laps than the big-money cheaty Mustang build.• Geo Metro vs. Mustang: why the slow car that keeps turning laps is the real threat.• Toyota plant Camry team: organized like engineers… until penalty math hits.• Wheels falling off? Yep—why attention to basics wins races (and saves weekends).• News & notes: a Canadian “Barbie” Power Wheels DUI that proves bad ideas travel fast.

This isn’t polished pro racing. It’s amateur motorsports the way we live it: friends, duct tape, midnight fixes, smoked-meat potlucks, and stories that only make sense in the paddock. If you’re an amateur racer, mechanic, or automotive enthusiast who loves 24 Hours of Lemons, endurance racing, and car-culture comedy, you’re in the right place.

💬 Tell us your story: What’s your funniest breakdown, sketchiest repair, or most ridiculous penalty? Drop it below

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NCM Track Map

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Albert Wentzel is raffling the Race-Ready, Double-IOE-Winning Rambler for Lemons of Love. 

 https://www.classy.org/event/rambler-giveaway/e715110

At 71, James Garner Blasted Around Monza (Andrew Fankel @ Motorsport) https://www.motorsportmagazine.com/archive/article/january-2000/42/silver-screen-racer/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=Zoho+Social&fbclid=IwZnRzaAMt_Y5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHp-oyMYDtG98sjD32ygcrrno6Z_imKceM8ua0GbVu_r4bP5P4l9p5Rpliddw_aem_-jpyCBRK3aryl2XtaW5gUQ

Mazda Gas Gauges are Liars! (Justin Hughs @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1965335/mazda-recall-cx-90-cx-70-gas-tank/

DUI on a Barbie Jeep Power Wheels (Andrews Collins @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/canadian-man-drives-barbie-jeep-in-traffic-gets-dui

Race Ready Spec RX7 on Racing Junk

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What happens when racing passion collides with total mayhem? In this episode, we bring you a mix of unbelievable racing stories, hilarious penalties, DIY engineering disasters, and pure comedy gold. Whether you’re an amateur racing enthusiast, backyard mechanic, or just love the smell of burnt rubber and bad decisions, this one’s for you. In this soviet sedan episode 402 Accu-Mental admits he is a sham, Chrissy is assaulted by a needy cat, Tim plays with hot dogs, & Chris doesn’t finish the old fashioneds. Really, we talk all about the race weekend at Road America where 3 of us were judging. 🚗 Highlights* The mystery Ferrari outlaw tearing up highways in the Czech Republic like a real-life “Tokyo Drift.”* Bonneville Salt Flats adventures, land speed records, Vespa chaos, & why every gearhead needs to go at least once.* Road America race recap: insane entries, unexpected breakdowns, & teams bribing judges with sausages, cheese curds, & even an Edmund Fitzgerald theme car.* The infamous sausage penalty game (yes, racers swinging hot dogs to serve black flags 🤣).* Wild travel stories of missed flights, broken trailers, & why Milwaukee Airport might be every racer’s worst pit stop.* Racing junk finds: turning fighter jet belly tanks into hot rods.* A car judged by its suspension literally stuffed with footballs.This isn’t just a racing podcast — it’s comedy for car lovers. From grassroots racing madness to garage builds gone wrong, we’re here to make you laugh & remind you why amateur motorsport is the most fun you can have with a helmet on.🔥If you’re into amateur racing, car builds, road trips, automotive comedy, and the ridiculous world of endurance racing, you’ll feel right at home.* Amateur race car drivers 🏁* Mechanics and DIY garage builders 🔧* Racing fans and motorsport enthusiasts 🏎️* Comedy lovers who enjoy ridiculous true stories 😂👉 Join the conversation:What’s the craziest breakdown, penalty, or road trip disaster you’ve seen at the track? Comment below — we want to hear your stories!📢 Don’t forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, & hit the bell so you don’t miss future episodes packed with racing mayhem and comedy.Phantom Czech Ferrari Driver Busted (NY Post)https://nypost.com/2025/09/08/us-news/speeding-phantom-ferrari-driver-finally-nabbed-after-6-years-of-evading-czech-authorities/Don’t Throw Rocks (Justin Hughs @ Jalopnik)https://www.jalopnik.com/1960014/man-attacks-police-photo-enforcement-van/New Pope Cycle! (for charity) Jason Torchinsky @ Autopian https://www.theautopian.com/the-pope-is-on-a-motorcycle/Project 213 in 2026 - https://www.project213in26.com/F-100 Fighter Wing Tanks (Build Your Own Land Speed Belly Tank Racer!) https://www.racingjunk.com/land-speed-racing-cars/1830461/wing-tanks-f100-new.html?category_id=5889&np_offset=2#4 Albert Wentzel is raffling the Race-Ready, Double-IOE-Winning Rambler to support Lemons of Love. https://www.classy.org/event/rambler-giveaway/e715110HPR Virtual Trackwalkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53FHO8lkuWk Chris Blizzard Lighting Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3HwJoining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!https://fantasygp.com, Build your own team, then join league 74259541Our Website -⁠ https://everyoneracers.com/⁠ Download or stream here -⁠ https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 ⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA ⁠ - Our YouTube #EveryoneRacers #CarPodcast #MotorsportsPodcast #RacingLife #EnduranceRacing #GearheadTalk #RaceCarTech #TrackPrep #RaceWeekend #LemonsRally #ChampCar #LuckyDogRacing #WhatAreYouWorkingOn #RaceCarBuild #WrenchingLife #TrackReady #DIYMotorsports* racing podcast* car comedy* amateur racing* motorsport stories

When Racing Gets Weird: Camaro Battles, Potato Pits & Road America Madness!What happens when you mix amateur racing, broken trailers, hilarious road trips, and a giant potato truck? You get one of the most chaotic, laugh-out-loud episodes we’ve ever recorded.In this episode, the crew dives into the wild world of grassroots racing and brings you behind the scenes of Pacific Raceways and Road America. From cross-country hauls with overloaded trailers to fuel pump failures, broken rear ends, and bribes judged with 10mm sockets (yes, really)—this is the side of racing every weekend warrior knows too well.💥 Highlights you’ll hear about:* 🚗 Judging the High Plains race and racing at the Salt Flats.* 🚙 Driving 1,000+ miles with a loaded Escalade and Mazda on a trailer (and somehow surviving).* 🛠️ A daily-driven 1962 Ranchero swapping rear ends three times in one weekend, after learning three on the tree, on the fly.* 🥔 How a 44,000-pound potato truck stole the show.* 🍻 Why Pacific Northwest racers give the best bribes.* 🏎️ A Cadillac CTS-V race car you can actually buy.* 🌭 Potluck parties, racing sausages, and the chaos of 145+ cars at Road America.* 😂 And of course—when not to “hope” your timing belt holds.This is racing at its most authentic—equal parts passion, pain, and pure comedy. If you’re an amateur racer, mechanic, or just love the absurdity of cars, you’ll feel right at home here.🔥 Join the conversation:What’s the craziest breakdown, repair, or road trip story you’ve had with your car? Drop it in the comments—we want to hear your war stories!👍 If you laughed, learned, or related, hit that Like button.🔔 Don’t miss future episodes—Subscribe now and buckle up for more grassroots racing chaos, car culture stories, and comedy from the garage.* funny racing stories* grassroots racing podcast* amateur race car drivers* Road America race recap* Pacific Raceways racing* Cadillac CTS-V race car for sale* comedy car podcast* 24 Hours of Lemons stories* amateur motorsports podcast* funny car breakdown stories* big potato truck racing story* racing podcast comedy

400 Episodes of Chaos, Comedy & Racing – Everyone Racers with Renae Lamb

🏎️💨 In this very special Pontiac 400 V-8 episode, Mental turns down the volume, Chrissy fills boxes, Tim displays drug seeking behavior, Chris swears at a Camaro, and Renae smokes a fox body.  Really, we talk with racer and euro shop owner Renae Lamb about what it really takes to live the life of an amateur endurance racer. It’s the 400th episode of Everyone Racers, and we’re joined by Renae Lamb—renowned EU Tech Shop partner, Skip Barber Driving Instructor, and fellow racer—for a conversation that blends pure racing passion with plenty of laughs.

As the definitive podcast for grassroots endurance racing, Everyone Racers has shared hundreds of stories from the track, the garage, and everything in between. But this milestone episode goes deeper—pulling back the curtain on the highs, lows, and hilarious realities of racing at the amateur level.

🔥 In this episode with Renae Lamb, you’ll discover:
• Behind-the-wheel insights from a Skip Barber driving instructor
• How endurance racing tests not just cars, but teamwork and resilience
• Garage mishaps and laugh-out-loud moments every racer can relate to
• Lessons for drivers, mechanics, and gearheads chasing the dream of speed
• Why the grassroots racing community is one of the most passionate in motorsport

Whether you’re wrenching late into the night, lining up for your first endurance race, or just love a good story about the chaos of racing culture, this episode will have you nodding, laughing, and learning.

👉 Stick around until the end—Renae shares priceless advice that every amateur racer and automotive enthusiast needs to hear.

👀 Don’t miss this landmark episode of Everyone Racers—where comedy meets car culture, and endurance racing is celebrated in all its messy, exhilarating glory.

💬 Question for you: What’s the funniest or most unexpected thing that’s ever happened to you on the track or in the garage? Drop your story in the comments—we’d love to feature some in a future episode!

🚦 Subscribe now and be part of our growing pit crew! We’re aiming for 10,000 racing fans by the end of the year. Hit that bell so you don’t miss a lap!

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🔥 Links!

Albert Wentzel is raffling the race ready Rambler to support Lemons of Love. 

 https://www.classy.org/event/rambler-giveaway/e715110

Chevy to modernize their van offerings with a Hyundai (Billy Rehbock @ Motor Trend) 

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60 iconic vehicles and tributes being Auctioned from Rodz & Bodz in Colorado (Andrew Collins @ The Drive) 

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2 Dodge Neons & spares for $5k on RacingJunk.com

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It’s Episode 399 – just like the number of Enzo Ferraris originally produced (well, before Ferrari built one more… for the Pope. Yes, really).This week, the gang shakes off the race weekend hangover (some literal, some electrical) and dives into all things automotive with their signature mix of wrenching, racing, and ridiculousness.🚗 WHAT’S INSIDE:🔧 Camaro repairs, Pontiac Vibes, sliding glass doors & wasps🍸 Hangovers from golf and racing…🎒 A Porsche 911 backpack that costs more than your first car🚙 Kei cars with the best names ever (Daihatsu Naked, anyone?)💔 A tragic loss at Bonneville – RIP Chris Raschke💸 A Formula Mazda for sale (includes spelunking injury?)🏁 Race results, upcoming Lemons/ChampCar/Lucky Dog/AER events📈 Thompson recap: electrical gremlins, shifting wins, time-warping drives🍦 Ice cream shaming, syrup controversy, and someone gets wedding cake and crabs🧑‍🔧 Plus: ABS – love it or leave it?💬 Listener feedback, bad decisions, great stories, and a cameo by Car Jesus.🎧 Buckle up and join Chris, Chrissy, Jeff, and Tim as they yell at each other like condiments and recap the latest from their wild world of endurance racing.📌 Subscribe, like, and hit that bell so you never miss an episode of wrenching wisdom and absurd antics from the paddock and beyond!Porsche 911 BackPacks!!https://www.thedrive.com/news/porsche-911-shaped-backpacks-are-here-just-in-time-for-back-to-schoolWhat Kei Car has the best name (@Jalopnik)https://www.jalopnik.com/1931077/what-kei-car-has-the-best-name-reader-question/Godspeed Salt Flat Racer Chris Raschke (@the drive)https://www.thedrive.com/news/60-year-old-racer-dies-attempting-land-speed-record-at-bonneville-salt-flatsFormula Mazda on Racing Junkhttps://www.racingjunk.com/formula/184737169/formula-mazda-track-ready-refreshed.htmlhttps://www.racingjunk.com/formula/184737169/formula-mazda-track-ready-refreshed.html?category_id=4&photos=1&video=&location_distance=&location_zip=&year_min=&year_max=&price_min=1500&price_max=25000&seller_type=0&condition=&search=&keyword=&state=&country=&province=&date=&order=score&np_offset=5#7#EveryoneRacers #EnduranceRacing #Lemons #FerrariEnzo #KeiCars #Thompson2025 #MazdaOverfill #BackpackFail #Bonneville #LuckyDog #ChampCar #AER #AutozamAZ1

In this iconic Dallara F398 Episode 398 of Everyone Racers;

Chris  tells us to visit the Dorito,  Chrissy is not going to bring pants, Tim is playing in a golf tournament at Augusta…Maine while Mental dreams of racing at Monaco…. Missouri…on a lawn mower around a gas station.  

Really!

What We're Working On:

Chris sold a car, dealt with a new leak, and is prepping for an upcoming race. Mental got some quality time with his wife’s Mercedes and stripped his Formula Vee chassis. Chrissy’s deep in race prep mode, while Tim took a scenic break at Moosehead Lake before gearing up for his golf tournament.

News & Notes:

Tesla Cybertruck Drama: Turns out Tesla's structural adhesive is so strong, it literally held a Cybertruck in the air. Greg Poggioli at Jalopnik explains how a glue patch suspended a 6,600-lb truck from a crane. Genius? Terrifying? You decide.

https://www.jalopnik.com/1924239/cybertruck-dangles-mid-air-tesla-glue/ 

Some New Yorkers are now paying people to sit in their parked cars during street sweeping hours to avoid tickets. Yes, it's a real thing — and a growing business. 

https://www.jalopnik.com/1921245/new-york-city-tiktoker-car-sitter-avoids-tickets/ 

Gas Can Relief: The EPA might roll back the hated “no-spill” gas can design regulations, possibly ending years of consumer frustration with modern ventless gas cans. https://www.fleetmaintenance.com/in-the-bay/fluids-and-chemicals/article/55305702/epa-makes-gas-cans-easier-to-use-again

Our Racing Junk Find of the Week:

A very competitive 1987 Mustang Coupe Champ/Lemons car is up for grabs in Tennessee. Turn-key, well-built, zero penalty points, and a long race history — could be your next race winner.

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Plus it’s our Thompson 2025 Race Prep:

Everything you need to know about the upcoming Lemons race at Thompson, including:

- Full Race Weekend schedule

- Track rules, paddock logistics, and fuel access tips

- Saturday night potluck details (food drop at 6:30, feast at 7!) Sign up here:

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Of course our patented, detailed turn-by-turn track walkthrough with driving strategy for each corner

AccuMental Weather Forecast:

Mixed weather Friday, sunny skies over the weekend — ideal racing conditions!

So, whether you're wrenching on your car, gluing your truck back together, or just figuring out what corner to apex at Thompson, this episode has the mix of nerdy race tech, news weirdness, and team banter you tune in for. Don’t forget to check the links in the show notes for the potluck sign-up and tech schedules.

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In this Scent 397 episode, balanced with nobility of Iris and depth of Patchouli, Chris is sporty spice and gives sass to british car watchers, Chrissy encourages you to get the 397 fragrance (includes Patuilli), Tim is the piercer enforcer pumper while Mental plans his Porsche 912 road trip like a poet on a bender—romantic, reckless, and always convinced that Interstate 5 will somehow reward poor decisions with good stories. Really we discuss ‘Tale of Woe,’ and how breakdowns hit differently now versus when we were younger and broke. We reflect on lessons learned, offer practical advice for surviving a road trip with a hooptie. (Hint: Bring cash, carry AAA, and above all—expect the unexpected.) We balance that with your inputs and experiences. Listener shoutouts roll in, from celebrating National Stick Shift Day to a German word for when improvements go hilariously wrong: Verschlimmbesserung. There’s praise for AAA, complaints about Boston drivers, and deep appreciation for the absurdity of breakdown stories. The highlight? Mental’s epic California road trip story is broken into three seemingly unbelievable vignettes, each wilder than the last—Red Bull-can roadside repairs, getting hit on at a bar, and experiencing the surreal corporate bustle of a Morgan Hill Starbucks. Spoiler: all three stories are true.We even talk about our latest wild Racing Junk find—a 1989 Toyota Celica GTS Lemons racecar with a V6 swap, a pile of spare parts, and a sketchy-but-free enclosed trailer. We break down the value of 17 RS4 tires (most likely used) and debate the trailer’s potential for hauling poor life choices. Mental dreams of acquiring it despite no truck to tow it. Scent 397 link: https://thescentreserve.com/products/397-car-air-freshener-inspired-by-la-vie-est-belleThe West Coast Alice’s Restauranthttps://alicesrestaurant.com/89 Celica for $3k with tons of spars and a trailer on Racing Junkhttps://www.racingjunk.com/24-hours-of-lemons-cars-and-equipment-for-sale/184731237/1989-toyota-celica-gt-s-hatchback-2d.html?category_id=4520&np_offset=2#2Brittany Force is the fastest human in NHRA History (Brad Brownell @ Jalopnik)https://www.jalopnik.com/1917563/brittany-force-officially-fastest-person-drag-racing/ Monster Truck loses Tire, smashes Kia (Jerry Perez @ the Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/monster-truck-show-turns-terrifying-when-stray-tire-crushes-spectators-kia Real Life Grand Theft Auto with a Fire Truck (Justin Hughes @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1918171/stolen-fire-truck-smashes-14-cars/ Free Bingo Card Generatorhttps://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generatorPlay Cardle!Playcardle.comChris Blizzard Lighting Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3HwJoining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!https://fantasygp.com, Build your own team, then join league 74259541Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared Our Website -⁠ https://everyoneracers.com/⁠ Download or stream here -⁠ https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 ⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA ⁠ - Our YouTube

“Dipsticks, Bribes & Bad Booze: Life in the Lemons Judge’s Chair | Everyone Racers Podcast EP 396”In this hilarious and chaotic SS 396 episode of the Everyone Racers Podcast, the gang dives deep into the wild world of Lemons judging—complete with Chevelles, MG propaganda, Cadillac neck tattoos, and dollar store meat thermometers.🔧 Chris campaigns hard for MG ownership.🥃 Chrissy climbs on her soapbox to rage against terrible booze bribes.🚗 Tim charms us all while venting about Aveos and the subtle art of judging racers.🌡️ Mental sticks a meat thermometer into his engine (yes, really) and ponders body ink worthy of a Cadillac.PLUS:🔥 The science of oil temps and suspicious gauges🧵 Lemons-themed arts and crafts🍪 Cookie diplomacy in the penalty box🎨 Personalized bribes, from moonshine samplers to LEGO cars🚩 How to stay in your judges’ good graces (hint: don’t be a dick)Whether you’re a Lemons veteran or just here for the stories, this episode is a deep dive into what happens in the penalty box—where character, cookies, and community matter much more than your lap time.🎧 Buckle up, grab a proper drink (please, not the blue stuff), and enjoy a ride through the weird and wonderful world of endurance racing judging!Parallel Parking Contest & Block Part (Jerry Perez @ the drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/neighborhoods-parallel-parking-competition-is-my-kind-of-block-party Worst Drivers by City and by Car (Charles Krome. @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1909598/us-states-with-most-car-crashes/ Checo is Back Baby! (Ed Spencer @ Autoevolution) https://www.autoevolution.com/news/f1-sergio-perez-set-for-formula-1-return-with-cadillac-for-2026-254257.html302 Swapped 1974 MGBGT on RJ, https://www.racingjunk.com/mg/184732871/1974-mg-mgb.html #EveryoneRacers #CarPodcast #RacingPodcast #LemonsRacing #24HoursOfLemons #ChevelleSS396 #MeatThermometerEngineering #CadillacTattoo #BadBoozeBribes #JudgeLife #PenaltyBoxChronicles #CookieTimeWithShelly #CraftyRacer #DollarStoreTech #MGPropaganda #EnduranceRacing #GrassrootsRacing #GarageLife #CarCulture #TrackLife #RaceWeekend #DIYMechanic #RacePrep #DontBeADick #RaceBribes #RaceJudges #BringBetterBooze #LemonsLegends #JudgeNotLestYeBeBlackFlagged

"9.5HP Toilets, Fireballs in Vegas, and the Curse of Old Cars | Everyone Racers Podcast"Strap in for another hilarious, grease-stained episode of Everyone Racers! This week, the crew returns from their 4th of July escapades with stories hotter than a Vegas fireball.🧰 Very special guest Rallymaster Jeff Stobbs introduces his team’s newest race weapon: a barely-alive Austin Marina, prepped for battle with a team of demo derby rookies and combine drivers. What could go wrong?🔥 Mental recounts a wild night at Las Vegas Motor Speedway: skid plate races, boat-smashing chaos, and actual balls of gasoline lighting up the sky.💥 Chris suffers a catastrophic oil change fail, turning his Mercedes into a thousand-dollar paperweight after one bad jack lift. He also gives us a rundown of his stud-matching saga on the Mazda and teases... a Camaro?🚤 Tim juggles pontoon fireworks parties, exploding trailer tires, and garage upgrades, all while hosting a full-scale family invasion straight out of National Lampoon.🚽 And of course, they dive into the absurdity of a “Command Pro 5” engine that somehow makes them wish for a 9.5-horsepower toilet.Plus: rally updates, exploding fireworks warehouses, and why every old car is just a rolling anxiety attack with headlights. We also talk about the upcoming Rust Belt Rally. https://24hoursoflemons.com/rally-details/?id=408 Don’t forget the Pacific Northwest Rallyhttps://24hoursoflemons.com/rally-details/?id=416 And the Texas Rallyhttps://24hoursoflemons.com/rally-details/?id=426 The sub-$20k Slate Truck is Screwed (Beverely Braga @ Autopian) https://www.theautopian.com/the-slate-ev-pickup-trucks-chance-at-success-just-took-a-huge-hit/ Nico Hulkenberg wins podium after 239 races in F1 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LVKsdvxc5JA Dodge Charger EV recalled for being too quiet. (Justin Banner @ Motortrend.com) https://www.motortrend.com/news/2024-2025-dodge-charger-daytona-ev-recall-pedestrian-noise Free Bingo Card Generatorhttps://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generatorPlay Cardle!Playcardle.comChris Blizzard Lighting Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3HwJoining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!https://fantasygp.com, Build your own team, then join league 74259541Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared Our Website -⁠ https://everyoneracers.com/⁠ Download or stream here -⁠ https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 ⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA ⁠ - Our YouTube DIY wrenching gone wrongReal-life car carnage storiesAbsurd but relatable car guy humorLemons race prep chaosMiddle-aged men beefing with laundry baskets🛠️ Like, subscribe, and hit that bell so you don’t miss next week’s garage confessionals. It’s just going to get messier from here.#EveryoneRacers #CarPodcast #LemonsRacing #TrackLife #RaceCarBuild #GarageLife #OldCarProblems #ProjectCar #VegasNightOfFire #SkidPlateRacing #BoatSmash #FireworksFail #9HPToilet #JackFail #MercedesDamage #MazdaDrama #CamaroComeback #RallyLife #RaceWeekend #DemoDerbyDriver #CarComedy #FourthOfJuly #FireballShow #RedneckEngineering #BackyardMechanic

In this “Don’t Drive on Hwy - 394” episode, Dean drops $23 bucks (who’s Dean? Don’t worry about it.) Doubting Chris(t) gets a truly miraculous pump from Tractor supply, and also gets rejected from practice, Chrissy forges her wristband with a FitBit while hating cornerworker lunchtime while Tim sets the whole team up with tiny beers, “Grey Claws,” and eats ice cream in the rain. 

What? Who? Yeah, I guess Mental did something, I don’t know. What are we? The Mental police? 

Really, we talk all about Tim, Chris and Chrissy and them sweating their privates off last weekend at the Lucky Dog Race at Virginia International Raceway

Gorgeous racer prepped 1988 CRX SI on Racing Junk for just $8,500

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Another Car Carrying Ship Catches Fire and Sinks (Mark Thessin @ AP) 

https://apnews.com/article/car-carrier-sinks-aleutian-islands-5eec64f6bad760cf3ebbb4c810f78b68 

Larry Chen Releases Anthology Book (Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive)

https://www.thedrive.com/news/larry-chen-has-seen-it-all-and-done-it-all-with-cars-now-hes-put-20-years-of-photos-into-this-book 

Ford recalls 2025 F-250s for Potential Brake Failure (Alexander Stoklosa @ Motor Trend)

https://www.motortrend.com/news/2025-ford-f-series-super-duty-recall-25v401000-brake-failure 

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Chris Blizzard Lighting Guide

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