Natalie & Drew investigate cannabis edibles, hemp food, and all the treats you’ll forget you eat. We talked about buying weed at the deli counter, why the Hindu god Shiva was a known weedhead, who invented edibles, why they last so long, how weed can lead to starting a family, why Weanut Butter is not a force for good, and the tale of the highest either one of us has ever been on edibles. Plus, an edible quiz you can play while you listen.

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Today, Natalie & Drew tell you about the ancient (and modern) history of dildos, vibrators, artificial vaginas, slings, swings, and strap-on things. Plus, a sex-toy quiz you can play along with while you listen, the curious story of the iPod vibrator, People Lube, bread-based dildos, and the insane reason why Hitachi doesn’t want to be known for their Magic Wand.

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Yee-haw! Natalie & Drew talk about the origin of cowboys, the surprising reality of what they did, and why they aren’t around much these days, I reckon. We also talked barbed wire, chivalry, how to food-chain horses and cows together, a million-dollar cowboy idea, and Drew’s Canonical List Of Cowboy Names.

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Natalie & Drew dive into the mysteries of bees, such as: Where did all the killer bees come from? What is a cat bee? Who is Beernie Sanders? And why is honeydew infinitely more disgusting than you ever knew? (It’s not a melon.) Honey facts, nectar gossip, and thousands of other ideas are also right here, right now, in this very episode.

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You already know who it is! The big red man, the oldest bad guy out there, Satan himself. Natalie & Drew talk about who invented Satan, the 27 Names Of Satan, and Natalie’s cunning plan to overthrow and dethrone The Dark Trainer himself. We also talked about exorcisms, how much it costs to be a Satanist, the eleven commandments of Horn Boy, and what the Vatican knows about aliens.

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Natalie & Drew dig into the bizarre world of “Flying Before The Wright Brothers,” with balloons, coal gas, smoke, kites, blimps, zeppelins, and lots of death. An incredible amount of death. Natalie also discusses her unorthodox technique for drying her hair, which must be heard to be believed.

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Today, Natalie & Drew dig into the enormous piles of sugar that the average person eats on a daily basis, to find out: Who invented sugar? Where does it come from? Why does liquid mercury taste so good? And, finally, after 136 episodes, you may bear witness to a once-in-a-lifetime result, as Drew aces the Mini Play-Along-At-Home Quiz for the first and probably last time ever.

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Natalie & Drew explain not only how animals turned into modern people, but why we have to go to work, who invented work, and the worst work you can do for a living. Plus: what does it mean to have an idea?

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Natalie & Drew revealed the underwear secrets of the Mormons, as well as the fatal mistake of the Wu-Tang Clan, why the Gates Of Hell aren’t underwear, why birds might eat your dick, and a million-dollar idea that might change the way you look at underwear forever.

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What’s your favorite smell? What’s the difference between a scent and an odor? What’s a wang? How do you get high from smelling salts? How can you be hypnotized to stop smoking? And what is Liquid Sex? Drew & Natalie answer these questions and more in today’s episode, which is also about the All-One Universal Mind.

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