Natalie & Drew are coming to you LIVE from the horniest season of all: fall. Natalie explains what a cornucopia is, Drew lambasts the grade-based gatekeeping of Trapper Keepers, and we both go purple horny devil for sweetened, condensed milk. Plus: What is Presidents Day 2? Why is it called fall and not autumn? When can I put my sweater back on? Why do the stupid leaves change color? And more.

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You don’t know what a fish actually is, do you? We find out in this episode, as well as over 14,000 facts about why some fish can breathe air, why the Dutch thought a hippopotamus was a fish, and why a tugboat doesn’t tug. There’s also a fish quiz you can play while you listen, and Natalie & Drew explain why people, like fish (or some mammals) should be able to hibernate.

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Who invented the head? What happens to a cockroach (or a person) when they’re decapitated? What happens when you cryogenically freeze your head? Why is Mr. Bean trusted with being an executioner? And what if it turned out your consciousness wasn’t in your head, but your body, the whole time? Natalie & Drew answer these questions, and dozens more, in today’s Garbage Brain University.

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Natalie & Drew talk about the enchanted guitar, the wizard’s camel, and the bizarre world of forbidden colors, spicy colors, impossible colors, and more. Drop what you’re doing and pay full attention to this, right now. (Just kidding. Listen to it in one ear while you’re working!)

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We’ll talk to you this weekend (if you’re a member!) or next week if you’re a free listener. Until then!

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Drew & Natalie explain why now is the time to intensify your fashion, why baby clothes are worse than you’d even think, why a rock is a hat, why fringe is ALWAYS better than no fringe, and tell the tale of two beekeepers who loved each other. Also, a hat quiz! Become Garbagebrainpilled by listening to this hat-based episode, and perhaps you, too, may become a Garbage Brain Genius.

See you Saturday (or next week, if you only listen to the free episodes! Sucker!)

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Natalie & Drew explore the horrible world of beans, from being bean-poisoned, crapping out metallic turds, eating pretzel sandwiches, what it means to be toothsome, and more. Plus, Drew issues an official apology to Jeff Quest.

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It’s the season of swampy humidity and peeing outside. Summer is here, and Natalie & Drew have a boatload of weird holidays, non-scenic Ohio ditches, and the tale of what regular people do when they go to Florida, if you’re not regular and don’t know. Also: why you can’t be nude, a way to fix the boring-ass Olympics, and the true meaning of Summer Vacation is revealed.

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Until next time!

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Today, Natalie & Drew talk about worms, which are, like, just tubes, man. Think about it. We explain the differences between snakes and worms, why ringworm isn’t a worm, the science of The True Neutral Ass, what happens when a worm smokes weed, and thousands of other worm-based concepts.

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Until next time!

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Natalie & Drew talk about the invention of modern cussing, words you use to replace cusses, the discovery of how (and why) animals cuss, the beauty of high school graffiti, and, of course, the long list of every English-language cuss word that has ever been said. Plus, a way to atone for your cussing sins. It’s all here, right here, right now.

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Until next time, stay cool, stay cussing.

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The dead pope who lost his court case against the alive pope! Hitting popes in the head with a silver hammer and cutting their fingers off! These and other bizarre-yet-true Pope Facts are packed into today’s episode of Garbage Brain University, along with a play-while-you-listen quiz.

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Until next time!

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