In which a series of useful hypotheticals about self-improvement are considered.

One monster, 200 angry faces and you. (I feel like I've used that one before but there was a lot of Ben Folds talk in this one.)

Who loves Metal Mother?

Gaz is back in this one, I couldn't stop it.

Lotta Hootie in here.

Warning: One of the worst bits I've ever done.

One monster, one serious conversation about Major Dad.

1.5 monsters, like a dozen fairly rough chuckles.

The monster count on this one is really going to vary based on how you want to define the term.

One monster, unless you count Gary Oldman as a monster, which we do.