Evil Thoughts

Election Fraud is trending and while Iran is tossed aside like yesterday's losing lottery ticket, all eyes are laser-focused on California. Evil Trump's demanding a full federal investigation into the Vote. The truth is that each party votes differently. One side wants speed & security. The other side prioritizes "participation over speed," catering to the lowest common denominator which delivers the usual chaos & confusion.

R U READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

Welcome to Jungleland. CA Primary "results" are in! The scenario where California politics gets weirder than your ex's group chat. As it stands now, Karen Bass is staring down Spencer Pratt for L.A. Mayor & Steve Hilton is lining up against Xavier Becerra for Governor. But before you start printing victory banners or rage-tweeting, remember: it's California. It'll take weeks (maybe months) to count every last mail-in ballot, and you NEVER know what's gonna happen once the late-night "discoveries" start rolling in.

Who's READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

It's Primary Day in the People's Republic of California.

Will the Lefty machine steamroll everything in its path like it always does… or are we about to witness a Pratt miracle so improbable it makes the '69 Mets look like a sure thing?

And right on cue, Bernie Sanders slithers out and demands a 50% public stake in every major AI company.

That's right — the government wants to own half your robot overlords before they even finish inventing them. Socialism's newest wet dream… or the fastest way to kill the one industry still trying to save us from the idiots in charge?

I'll LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

Nithya Raman, candidate for L.A. Mayor gets a front row seat to her own policy masterpiece over the weekend as she woke up to a perfectly staged "homeless encampment" on her Silver Lake lawn – complete w/ tents, trash, old tires, and a BBQ setup. Final shots also being fired in the race for CA gov as Tom Steyer is lighting money on fire like it's 2020. Elsewhere the war's just getting started over A.I. Data Centers, but the real danger is the politicians who want to step in and "help."

You think the LA Mayor's race is just some Hollywood sideshow with Spencer Pratt slinging healing crystals & trolling elites? WRONG. This fight is BIGGER THAN LA. It's the ultimate red-pill showdown against THE MACHINE – that faceless, soulless establishment beast that demands business as usual, no matter how broken, corrupt, or delusional it gets.

The Machine sells Jill Biden's shiny new memoir View from the East Wing like it's gospel… she hits every talk show denying Joe's cognitive collapse, calling it "he just slowed down" and "same old Joe." Lies on sale now – pre-order your denial today!

The Machine doesn't care about your city, your crime, your taxes, your wildfires, or the truth. It only cares about preserving its power.

Doesn't matter if you're in Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, or your quiet suburban hell – this is YOUR war.

And yesterday? Jake Tapper on CNN delivered the clinic: watch exactly how The Machine spots a threat… then destroys it. Hegemony protected. Dissent crushed. Status quo victorious.

R U Ready For Rain? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

On the Fox & Friends couch this AM Spencer Pratt claimed he's got divine backup for next week's LA Mayoral Primary. Elsewhere Jill Biden takes gaslighting to a whole new level claiming she'd never seen Joe glitch & stall out like he did during that disastrous 2024 debate.

Who's more delusional?

From Colbert's late-night swan song, to Bruce turning Boston into his personal pulpit, to Lisa Rinna jumping headfirst into the L.A. Mayor's race… even though she admits she knows nothing but drops her opinion anyway... The question: Should celebs just shut up & stick to entertaining… or do you secretly love their clueless hot takes?

Stephen Colbert's classic interview w/ CNN's Kaitlan Collins: the host said, "you guys are objective over there," and the whole audience erupted. Elsewhere, Xavier Becerra running for CA Gov wants you to vote as if your lawn depended on it.

Instead, why not LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck