This week, Cassidy and Josh are investigating a serious relationship offence: TV cheating. You know the one — you made it a "together" show…  and then they had the audacity to watch ahead. Is it grounds for a breakup? Jail time? Or just a passive-aggressive side-eye for a week?

Then we’re straight into the weird world of Beige Dating Flags — those little quirks that aren’t deal breakers… but definitely make you pause. Like clapping when the plane lands. Or only using a straw to drink coffee. We’re deciding: is it a Rate, Hate, or Doesn’t bother me Mate?

And if you’ve ever looked back at someone you dated and thought, “HOW was I that delusional??” — you’re not alone.  But maybe those regrettable romances weren’t just bad decisions, they were life’s way of handing us lessons in messy wrapping paper.

Press play for the laughs, stay for the mildly unqualified advice and don’t worry. We won’t tell anyone you watched this one without your partner.

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