EXIT INTERVIEW

(1989 - 2019) Local Fresno podiatrist Angela Merkel Martin kicked the bucket last night. Known for setting off the now-legendary “Toehead Trial” that captivated the city in the summer of ‘19, Martin was often thought of as an authoritative second-rate foot quack - but sources have informed me that every night, she went to bed with a floor full of bunions and a cache stuffed with non-emotional patient connections to hold on to. So there’s that. She will be missed by Jenny, her wife and solemate. Funeral’s Tuesday, y’all.

This episode is sponsored by: MIKE’S GOOD

ft: TRICIA CRIMMINS - Angela Merkel Martin / Angela Merkel Martin’s Toehead

WILL KOLLER - Jenny / Jenny’s Toehead / Sponsorships

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Jimmy / Maxwell Martinson / Pepe

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Emmanuel Macron Jones / Judge Johnson Smith

Theme Song produced by Aaron Shapiro

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(1975 - 2020) Arnold Gardiner, head pilot of the Pennsylvanstralia Airline, died in mid-air this morning while making one of his patented roundtrip flights from Pittsburgh to Sydney. Remembered for his frenetic lifestyle and dedication to evasive acrobatic flight patterns, Arnold created an infrastructure of semi-talented flight attendants and loyal paper moguls that kept his airline afloat for over two decades. His death - while not a surprise at his age - threw the aeronautic world for a tragic loop-de-loop. An auction will be held on Friday to sell off his excess stash of Sprite and Cats the Musical memorabilia. RSVP for funeral at vote.org.

This episode is sponsored by: STAY AWAKE: A LIFESTYLE COMPANY & THE SYDNEY AIRPORT

WILL KOLLER - Arnold (guest) / 11 yr old kid / Lawyer

JONAH - Timmy / Sponsorships

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Cheryl

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Georgie / Richie Papers / Mother

Theme Song produced by Aaron Shapiro

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