EXIT INTERVIEW

(1983 - 2021) Kip Pinman, local nobody, died last night alongside former Twitter C-Suite member Felix Kaplan and disgraced baseball player Barry Bonds. Known for slapping stingrays and kayaking outside baseball games in the San Francisco Bay, Kip didn't do much with his life. He will be remembered for starting a fish clothing line that seemed real close to a fish clothing line started by Mr. Gucci, and for having a starring role in the documentary film "Aquarium Hell: Bad Aquarium". His funeral will be held at Jack Ryan's Backyard Aquarium, and will be live-tweeted by Carlito Gucci (@carlito_911_otilrac). Cheers.

ft. MAX KNOBLAUCH as Kip Pinman & Carlito

TRICIA CRIMMINS as Felix Kaplan

JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Mr. Gucci

DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Barry Bonds

theme song by Aaron Shapiro

additional music by Greg Berg

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( 1993 - 2021 ) Karen Von Trapp, the last trapper of the famed Von Trapp trapping family, shed her mortal soul yesterday doing the thing she loved best: trapping. Equipped with a preternatural skill for finding the most exotic animals on the planet, Von Trapp's life was a series of lustful traps: a constant search for a plethora of animals, for two-month love affairs, and for the approval of her demanding father. Her name will forever be enshrined in the hall of fame of animal trappers, and her tranquilizer gun and hunting net will be on permanent display at the Los Angeles Zoo - along with the hundreds of species of whales that she captured during her time at sea. RIP.

ft. MAYA WILSON - Karen Von Trapp

JONAH - Mr. Daytona & Hugh's Mom

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil & Hugh & Willem

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God & D'Arnesto Von Trapp

theme song by Aaron Shapiro

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( 1972 - 2021 ) Jerry Atwater, the lonesome naked bod that used to sling hot dogs on 42nd Street before going to Arizona and finding himself on a peyote trip, died last night suffocated in a pile of his own supply of dirty water dogs. Atwater, the son of a famous chestnut vendor, spent the past six years of his life on a personal journey as he walked from Arizona to New York City - meeting a string of slightly-deranged and vaguely real characters along the way. In recent days, Atwater became known as the primetime guest on world-reknowned psychiatrist Marvin Bland's tv show "Blands with Bland", where both his mind and his naked bod were examined by a live studio audience. Atwater's hot dog stall will be draped in flowers and burned in a pyre of peyote and cactus as a memorial to his life this weekend.

ft. SAM JAMES as Jerry Atwater

HANNAH ALBERTINE as Flam & Stillwater

JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Dr. Marvin Bland

DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Scout

theme song by AARON SHAPIRO

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(1984 - 2021) Sandy, well-known star of the MYAN ON WIRE trilogy, died last night while making an emotional monologue on a tightrope after eating ice cream and punching a dragon. Long respected by Hollywood for her willingness to fling her bod into reckless and unbelievably dangerous stunts, Sandy will be forever remembered as the woman who brought two-story buildings to her hometown of Myan, Ohio. A parade of cats walking down catwalks perched on Main Street is planned this Friday, as well as a twenty-four hour stream of all of her films and stunts.

ft. MAX PENDERGAST as SANDY

WILL KOLLER as Lily

JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Jacques

DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & David

theme song by AARON SHAPIRO

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ft. MAX PENDERGAST as Sandy

WILL KOLLER as

JOHN GOODMAN as

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(1995 - 2021) Derek Darquilin, descendant of the ancient feudal family of Darquilin, died last night surrounded by both a militia of angry neighbors and his family of living and non-living relatives. Although the family currently sells banana-shaped corn and raises a stable of ancient meat-filled horses, the Darquilins were at one time known for their ongoing feud with their English rivals, the family Snatchoreikers (s-n-a-t-c-h-o-r-e-i-k-e-r-s), famous for their amateur squabble in 1383 AD at the Battle of Blood River. Derek, however, possessed none of the wartime qualities of his ancestors. He will be remembered for very little, besides forgetting his sisters name, his tendency to digress into family lore, and his ineptness as a family vegetable salesman. His ghost will be at his funeral on Friday.

ft. CHRIS QUAZZO as Derek Darquilin & Dutchess Gertrude

TRICIA CRIMMINS as Stathy Darquilin & Steve

JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Sir Patrick Darquilin

DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Grandma Shathy

theme song by Aaron Shapiro

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It's showtime.

Season Two of EXIT INTERVIEW picks up where Season One ended: with the death of Jenny Slenderbye, the release of 20 tape cassette episodes of EXIT INTERVIEW, and the chase for more content...

Welcome to Season Two. We're thrilled to have you back.

WILL KOLLER as Joey Slenderbye

HANNAH ALBERTINE as Francesco Bariano

JONAH as Frankie Bariano

TRICIA CRIMMINS as Priest Horns / Jenny Slenderbye / Spouses

JOHN GOODMAN as Devil / Spouses

DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God / Crendelthorn / The Wall NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

STARTING APRIL 22nd: the moral arc of the universe returns to tape-cassette airwaves next week for SEASON TWO of EXIT INTERVIEW: twenty episodes filled with a cast of newly-deceased guests, returning characters, and your two favorite deity co-hosts determining destinies and filling your ears with heavenly improv.

New episodes every Thursday.

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Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO

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(15 August 1769 - 5 May 1821) Au revoir.

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Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One Moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below!

This week's Greatest Hits features TRICIA CRIMMINS, as:

an alt-masc baseball-playing chianti-guzzling ghost

the inventor of the self-driving car

a pair of potentially potent twin robots

a poop-lover who gets a job shoveling poop

a Priest who marries inter-species

a promoter of the game Tycoon Tycoon™

Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO

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Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One Moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below!

This week's Greatest Hits features JONAH, as:

a betraying co-pilot brother

a hypeman for the Sydney Airport

a Chianti-serving librarian

an inventor of the self-driving bike

a self-promoting poop-boss

a friendly Irish avocado vendor

Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO

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