EXIT INTERVIEW

Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One Moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below!

This week's Greatest Hits features HANNAH ALBERTINE, as:

a mother with a lover-filled past (TAPE 106)

a vengeful first mate (TAPE 119)

a hellish parent testifying (TAPE 119)

a bartending Cupid (TAPE 112)

a vlogging superstar (TAPE 112)

Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO

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Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below!

This week's Greatest Hits features WILL KOLLER, as:

an energetic pilot (TAPE 101)

a chopped-off toe (TAPE 102)

a pumpkin-headed skeleton (TAPE 103)

a prophetic movie producer (TAPE 104)

and an office intern stuck between gumballs and a hard place (TAPE 117)

Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO

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It's here. The finale of Exit Interview Season One.

Lean in at the deathbed of Jenny Slenderbye and listen to her story - our story - of how all of these podcast episodes made their way from God and the Devil onto tape cassettes and then landed directly into your ears.

We'll be back on APRIL 22nd 2021 for the premiere of season two. Thanks for listening to season one. See you soon . . .

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TRICIA CRIMMINS - Jenny Slenderbye

JONAH - Nurse / Mr. Diagbone

HANNAH ALBERTINE - Agent Francesco

WILL KOLLER - Mr. Horseradish / Sarah

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Charles Brooklyn

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Ryan Poolfloat NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1987 - 2021) Baab Murphy, animal trainer for the stars, died at sea in a landlocked state yesterday. Known for his work making the pets of celebrities swim, Murphy was carving a path inland toward the love of his life at the time of his passing. He will be missed dearly by his boss Captain Steve, his numerous lovers lined up along the Bering Strait, and by his hundred moles who will sing a mournful song from now till sundown.

This episode is sponsored by: NO MOLE SPRAY MASTERCLASS

ft. NICK AUER - Baab Murphy / Mikey Mike

HANNAH ALBERTINE - Sandra / Petunia / Samantha

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Capt. Steve

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Mapboy Steve

Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO

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(1988 - 2016) Last night, lemmings around the world mourned the death of one of their own: Wind-Sir McCowen, an incubator-to-rags-to-prison story that spanned across multiple accents and a single newspaper. McCowen will best be known as the first child to live in an incubator, the first human to be adopted by lemmings, and the last person to hear acclaimed television actor Kelsey Grammar speak his lines. Her self-titled newspaper has a special issue commemorating her life, sold for two pounds or two shillings, whichever one you got.

This episode is sponsored by: Donny’s Avocados

ft. MACKENZIE JAMIESON - Wind-Sir / Fleming

JONAH - Old Crouchy / Viscount de Beaumarchais

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Capt. Harold / Elizabeth

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Lord Buckets / Lukey

Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO

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(2001 - 2029) Lumiere Blaire, the glowing-with-optimism life coach who became prez last week, died outside the White House this morning. She will be remembered as someone who chased her dreams, as someone who left behind a reasonable profession, as someone who became a guru for all of earth’s creatures - regardless of the noises they made. Her funeral has been delayed, but President Chet will be reading aloud an oral history of her life this Tuesday at sunrise by the rechargeable scooter stations on Pennsylvania Avenue.

This episode is sponsored by: LUMIERE BLAIRE SPENDS MONEY ON STUFF

ft. HANNA ALLERTON - Lumiere Blaire

WILL KOLLER - Jeffrey / sponsorship

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Bernie / Earl

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Biden / Chet

Theme Song by Aaron Shapiro

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(1994 - 2023) Another day, another death. Track Trick, the individual who lived in the basement of that shack down the street, died last night in an incident one might call not reality. A level-50 Sims player, Track was part of an ostracized community of Gaymers, existing in that liminal space between Call of Duty and Sam Smith. He will be remembered as a friend to no one, as a son to two NASCAR boomers, and as a loving husband to Spouse 1 - who, in the end, was real after all. Microwave meatloaf will be short-circuited at the funeral as a goodbye snack.

ft. MATT GEHRING as Track Trick

(On earth, you can catch Matt on Twitter @mattryanx )

This episode is sponsored by: TYCOON TYCOON

TRICIA CRIMMINS - Spouse 1 / Trip Trick / sponsor

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Dip Trick

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Microwave

theme song by AARON SHAPIRO

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(1984-2020) Faithful septic cleaner and one-time stage actor Luke Tongue passed away last night, APnews reports. You may have never seen him, scrubbing away at your poo in the bowels of the earth, but you probably follow his boss Aaron Lazer on the ‘gram - he makes lots of money, money. Tongue’s monosyllabic meteoric rise as an actor was rivaled only by his reluctance to revisit his thespian past - a past he tried to forget. He is remembered by his daughter Rolf, his best friend Rosh, and the sparkling clean pipes that now pine for the touch of his broom. Maybe this time people will remember him. Maybe not.

This episode is sponsored by: SOUNDPROOF AWAY

ft. GUNNAR MANCHESTER - Luke Tongue

JONAH - Aaron Lazer / sponsorships

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Rolf

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Rosh / Dmitri

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(1980 - 2020) Addie Knickerbocker, Head Counselor at Camp *******, died last night in an accident that the CIA is still investigating. A leader at heart - unreasonable on the outside and alone on the inside - Addie abandoned her life of friendship during the early days of her extended CIT-training in order to don the bracelets of a tyrant as new Head Counselor of Camp *******. She will be remembered by the cows on her parents farm (especially the sorta smaller one and sorta larger one that seem to be friends), by her bracelets that pin down the arms of their recipients, and by her ability to write letters in cursive, italics, pig latin, backwards, and in cute hearts. Funeral will be at ******** on ****** *****.

ft. ABBY ZWETCHKENBAUM - Addie Knickerbocker

WILL KOLLER - Jeffrey / Janet / Listener Call-In's

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Mr. Leonards

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Bilbob / Dunkin Donuts Guy

theme music by Aaron Shapiro

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(2020 - 2020) Mr. Larry Earthworm, while slithering his way through a dirty life, could never imagine that he'd have an obituary even in as humble a publication as this. But life is weird like that, and it sometimes provides fertile opportunities for surprise: Larry Earthworm, a worm from the earth, died last night while spinelessly striving to make it in the TikTok world. Over the period of five long days aka one short lifetime, Larry established a robust following, ate loads of dirt, and eventually fell in love with Addison Rae - until he was squashed in a physical death during the throes of some unstable lovemaking. His videos have been archived on @larryeatsdirt on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitch. Any donations can be sent to Uncle Hogan, who lives in that large dirt pile off Exit Five in Staten Island.

Sponsored by: JEFF THE PRIEST

ft. HOPE FRENCH - Mr. Larry

TRICIA CRIMMINS - Addison Rae / Reggie

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Father

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Uncle Hogan

theme song by Aaron Shapiro

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