EXIT INTERVIEW

By Dan Kuan Peeples, John Goodman

For thousands of years, human beings have been asking one eternal question: where do we go when we die? Now, we finally have the answer. Each week, God and the Devil host a newly-deceased human being ... more

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The podcast currently has 124 episodes available.

EXIT INTERVIEW episodes:

January 07, 2021 LARRY EARTHWORM and the TIKTOK WEDDING (ft. Hope French)
(2020 - 2020) Mr. Larry Earthworm, while slithering his way through a dirty life, could never imagine that he'd have an obituary even in as humble a publication as this. But life is weird like that, and it sometimes provides fertile opportunities for surprise: Larry Earthworm, a worm from the earth, died last night while spinelessly striving to make it in the TikTok world. Over the period of five long days aka one short lifetime, Larry established a robust following, ate loads of dirt, and eventually fell in love with Addison Rae - until he was squashed in a physical death during the throes of some unstable lovemaking. His videos have been archived on @larryeatsdirt on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitch. Any donations can be sent to Uncle Hogan, who lives in that large dirt pile off Exit Five in Staten Island.
Sponsored by: JEFF THE PRIEST
ft. HOPE FRENCH - Mr. Larry
TRICIA CRIMMINS - Addison Rae / Reggie
JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Father
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Uncle Hogan
theme song by Aaron Shapiro
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36min
December 31, 2020 ZOO YEARS EVE | NYE special episode
!! special holiday episode !!
Midnight strikes. Revelry ensues. Confetti floats like diamonds in the night sky. Oh, the pleasures of another revolution round the ol' sun. Oh, the simplicity of celebration. Yep. That's usually how it goes on New Years Eve.
But this year, when all the clocks in the world stop just before the midnight hour, things get a little bit complicated for God and the Devil...
Join our incompetent banter-filled semi-powerful loser-heroes as they get forced to watch two other deities take over their show, host an episode, and potentially alter the decisions made by one very influential mortal: saving a life in the process, saving a world about to party, and saving a cache of beautiful vlogs just waitin' to be filmed - all in a New Year's Eve's work.
Thanks for listening the past few weeks - we'll see your eardrums in 2021.
HANNAH ALBERTINE - Betty / Cupid
JONAH - Timestopper / Dean Dean / Jack the Valet
TRICIA CRIMMINS - Mother Nature / PGVG / PBCG
WILL KOLLER - Tooth Fairy / Father to J
JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Donovan Kass
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Mothers
theme song by AARON SHAPIRO
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51min
December 24, 2020 THE NIGHTMARE on CHRISTMAS EVE (ft. Sam Myers)
No death this week - just a tape cassette filled with the story of a missing Santa. Happy Holidays, all.
ft. SAM MYERS - Dorothy / David Burtka
JONAH - NPH / Santa Claus / Bagel Elf
JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Marc Chagall
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Rudolph
theme song by Aaron Shapiro
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35min
December 17, 2020 FRANKLIN FRANKIE and the PIVOT to DIGITAL (ft. Ian Erickson)
(1999 - 2020) Good lord I’m sick of writing these - but this one's a doozy: Franklin Frankie, executive assistant for famed newspaper boss Rick Rickerson, was killed by the digital last night in the city that never sleeps. Known by multiple storeowners for his frantic picking-up of items, Frankie's name has been entered in Britannica's next edition as a synonym for "unpaid intern". He will be buried with his phone on Wednesday, along with his newly-minted JanitorUnion™ card and six robots - four of which shall barrage his afterlife with a series of disconnected nouns and adjectives.
This episode is sponsored by: JACK ENCYCLOPEDIA
ft. IAN ERICKSON - Franklin Frankie
TRICIA CRIMMINS - Rick Rickerson / Jessica / Journica
JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Tom / Niece Sandra / NVR1 / NVR2
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Sister Lisa / NVR3 / NVR4
theme song by Aaron Shapiro
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33min
December 10, 2020 THE NIGHTHORSES of the KISHKA RANCH (ft. Alon Elian)
(1973 - 2019) Jealousy did this one in. Lust. Greed. A humble obituary writer like myself would have fallen for it, too. Ebenezer Xanderstein was found dead last night next alongside American movie star Jonah Hill, leaving his wife and daughter to fend for themselves in the oddly affluent town of Long Island. Xanderstein, a well-known rabbi, will be remembered for his tear jerkin’ sermons, for his reading of the WhitePages, and for his inability to make any kind of substantial living during his lifetime. Funeral procession will begin at Kishka Hut in the dead of night, with an erratic helicopter flyover and a premiere screening of Moneyball 6. Y’all be pleasant out there.
This episode is sponsored by: TREEHOUSE AUCTIONEER & HELICOPTER GUY
ft. ALON ELIAN - Ebenezer Xanderstein / Ms. Foxtrot
WILL KOLLER - Keisha Xanderstein / Bryce / sponsorships
JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Raul / Jonah Hill
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Daniel Elijah Foxtrot / Brad Pitt
theme song by Aaron Shapiro
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32min
December 03, 2020 THE PUTIN of BOISE (ft. Neysa Lozano)
( 1991 - 2020) Ashley Vanderbilt, former bank employee and famed artist, died last night pasta Exit 5 in Boise, Idaho. Crafting herself a spot in the food-based art world, Vanderbilt will no doubt go down in the history cookbooks as significant, creating a lifetime of controversial works in the likeness of various political leaders. She will be remembered by her work wife Sarah, her work wife's wife Angelina, her worker Robert, and her work which has dried out the world's pasta market. Funeral rescheduled from a Monday to a Tuesday. Safe weekend, everyone.
This episode is sponsored by: MAGIC BATTERIES & TONY CASPANZA
ft. NEYSA LOZANO - Ashley Vanderbilt / Putin
JONAH - Sarah Martinstin / sponsorships
JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Angelina / KremlinMan
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Robert / Mrs. Putin
theme music by Aaron Shapiro
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34min
November 26, 2020 KEVIN GURBURBABY and the SPECIAL DELUXE (ft. Sam Clark)
Editor's Note: obituary translated from 21st century English to 29th century English.
(1985 - 2899) Kevin Gurburbaby, amateur professional eater ଏବଂ ତିନିଜଣଙ୍କ ପିତା ଗତକାଲି ରାତିରେ ତାଙ୍କ ଘରେ ମୃତ୍ୟୁ ବରଣ କରିଥିଲେ Tempe, Arizona. ସେ ତାଙ୍କ ପତ୍ନୀଙ୍କୁ ଏକ Outback, ସେମାନେ ଏକ Applebees, ସେ ହେଲା food lawyer ଯେତେବେଳେ ସେ ସମସ୍ତ ରୋଜଗାର ଖାଇଲେ - ତାଙ୍କର ଅନେକ ଛୁଟିଦିନ ଏବଂ ଏକାଧିକ ଦ daily ନିକ ଭୋଜନ ଯାତ୍ରା ପାଇଁ ଖର୍ଚ୍ଚ କଲେ. ତାଙ୍କୁ ଅଳ୍ପ ଲୋକ ମନେ ରଖିବେ - ଯେହେତୁ ସେ କେବେବି ରୋଜଗାର କରିନାହାଁନ୍ତି framed picture in a hallway - କିନ୍ତୁ ତାଙ୍କର କଙ୍କାଳଟି ଟେମ୍ପେ ପ୍ରତ୍ନତାତ୍ତ୍ୱିକ ସମାଜ ଦ୍ୱାରା ଆସୁଥିବା ଦଶନ୍ଧି ଧରି ପରୀକ୍ଷା କରାଯିବ. ପାଇଁ ଦାନ କରାଯାଇପାରିବ Arena Football League.
This episode is sponsored by: THE ASTROTURF BOTOX & GOLDEN CAROL
ft. SAM CLARK - Kevin Gurburbaby
TRICIA CRIMMINS - Linda / sponsorships
JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Steven / Steven 2.0 / Law Professor
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Kevin 2.0 / Lawyer / Montgomery
theme song by Aaron Shapiro
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34min
November 19, 2020 DONNA KASS and the SALT LAKE FUNERAL (ft. Hannah Albertine)
(1956 - 2020) Donna Kass, a real lovely just real pleasant woman from Palm Beach, flew with plumage to her death last night on the shores of the Great Salt Lake. A former stewardess for Pennsylvanstralia Airlines in her pre-marriage life, Kass in post-marriage lived vicariously through her flapping memories of the ‘70’s and the frenzied activities of her flock of kids. Revelations of a past relationship with a famed-figure-skater-turned-erotic-novelist have turned Kass’s death into a bit of a zeitgiest black hole, and her funeral - next Tuesday in Florida - is said to have several celebrities RSVP’ed already. Livestream is on Starz Channel @ 8pm.
This episode is sponsored by: CARDINAL SIN & A LADY'S GOTTA TELL
ft. HANNAH ALBERTINE - Donna Kass
TRICIA CRIMMINS - Rachel / Jeffrey Damienson / sponsorships
JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Robbie / Margaret Damienson
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Mortician Sec / Damien Damienson
theme music by Aaron Shapiro
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33min
November 12, 2020 DEAN MARMOSET and the SELF-DRIVING BICYCLE (ft. Jonah)
(1972 - 2013) Dean Marmoset, whom you definitely have never heard of, died last night alongside thirty-five others in a high school gym - but at least there was coffee. A delivery man with a penchant for spilling liquids, Marmoset was the protege of famed inventor Mr. Charles, whom you definitely have heard of, and attempted to follow in the footsteps of this vehicular pioneer: a pursuit of Elon Musk-iness that accidentally sped him to his untimely death. He will be buried on Friday with his prototypes, after a brief eulogy and pilates session led by his sister, Stacy.
This episode is sponsored by: ROY’S RED HOT WARM ICE CUBES & SPYWARE EMPLOYEE
ft. JONAH - Dean Marmoset
TRICIA CRIMMINS - Mr. Charles / Stacy / Afternoon Buzzer / sponsorships
JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Mr. Loge / Short Guy / Tall Guy / Evening Buzzer
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named / Kid / Morning Buzzer
theme song by Aaron Shapiro
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37min
November 05, 2020 THE SHAMAN of ORANGES (ft. Eden Rickolt)
(1991 - 2018) Peter Sarah Thompson, infamous Orange Squeezer of Villageville, Delaware, died this morning at the ripe age of 27. Known as Peter to friends - but Sarah to others - she was prophesied at birth for this life of squeezing: a seed-y predetermination that Thompson constantly tried to buck, throwing her life into indecisive chaos. She will be missed by all of us townspeople, who will just have to laze around for the next Orange Squeezer to be prophesied - drinking cranberry in the meanwhile to stave off a sugary drought. Oh boy.

This episode is sponsored by: CRUSHED MEAT of LOUISVILLE & UPCOMING FILM: THE SHAMAN GUY
ft. EDEN RICKOLT - Peter Sarah Thompson
WILL KOLLER - Jesus / Matthew / Matthew’s Dad / Martha / sponsorships
JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Mark Tony / Frankfurt Frankfurtson
DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Peter’s Father
Theme Song produced by Aaron Shapiro
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39min

FAQs about EXIT INTERVIEW:

How many episodes does EXIT INTERVIEW have?

The podcast currently has 124 episodes available.