Subscribe to hear The Grand Delilah (episode two) in September, only at patreon.com/EXITINTERVIEW : a couple whose relationship is on the rocks. An old, forgotten hotel. The city of Philadelphia. What more could you want from a story? What more do you need? Buy some merch while you're at it. See you next week.

(2011 - 2023) Twitter, the human embodiment of the social media app Twitter, died yesterday after being betrayed by both her friend Instagram and her adoptive father Elon Musk (pronounced Elon Musk). Although no one knew of her existence, she played a role in each of our tweeting lives, ultimately dying without ever speaking for herself. Twitter will be remembered by her friends Etsy, Venmo, and Facebook, and her funeral has already happened - somewhere in the World Wide Web at veelincecomedy.com - new episode Thursday.

(2001 - 2023) Steven Shkreli, the young founder of Soldman Gachs II, died last night after a classic sticks-n-stones battle over the soul. A titan of the Wall Street/Another One industry - and progeny of a famous financial family - Steven will forever be linked with his older brother Martin, his ruthless merger philosophy, his use of of LLC's, and the single donation he made to that orphanage down the street. He hopes this podcast finds you well. Steven's funeral will be held on Tuesday at the local Chop't, with a wordless live performance by Drake. New episode next Thursday.

(1997-2023) Lucas Maraschino, future martyr for a new religion and high school co-ed field hockey star, died yesterday after being spiced out of his mind. A senior boy’s boy and aspirational prankster, Lucas will be remembered for his loitering of the high school parking lot, his single fingernail nail polish application, and his dedication to his boys Brendan and JT. His funeral will be held in the Mangled Church this evening. New episode this Thursday!

(1989 - 2023) Kevin Plum DDS died last night, hoofs and all, in the hometown state he grazed on and braced on: sweet home Nebraska. Known for his acceptance of his mother's vanity-saving invention "the moving brace", his innovative dental practice hired people literally off the street and changed the course of many a molar. In recent years, Dr. Plum reached the zenith of dental fame, landing spots on People Magazine and The Seth Molar Show. He had quite the life - starting off his human career as an animal and ending as a dental deity. He will be remembered by his six sorta-feral siblings, his parents, and some weird antelope named Judy that keeps yowling his name. New episodes every Thursday. Thank you to Sam Myers!

bootsthehousedownslayqueen. Featuring Chris Quazzo (IG/TikTok/Twitter @quazzmodo), Tricia Crimmins, Ian Erickson, Liam Faigen (IG/Twitter @liamfaigen). Happy Pride....we'll see you next week!

The pod from God and the Devil is back - with all new guests, all new improv, and a looming existential threat that might bring down the entire afterlife. New episodes every Thursday starting June 15th. Listen anywhere you listen to podcasts.

Thank you all for Season Three. We'll see you in May for Season Four of Exit Interview.