Explain It Me

Do you have your Multi-Pass ready for this week's shenanigans? If you want to go to Flosten Paradise you better! This week Stephany does her bestest to explain The Fifth Element to Donna. We’ve got elemental stones, cigarettes on planes, over-barring moms, and leotard Radio Show Hosts. Come join us on this interstellar Indiana Jones rollercoaster ride of an episode and let's all go to Flosten Paradise!

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Are you ready to join Satan's book club? Get ready for the best book of this millennium! Join us as Donna does her darndest to explain this week's movie The Ninth Gate to Stephany. We got demons tagging pictures and wheelchairs moving on their own, and another geography lesson for Donna on where Portugal is. Steph wants to see that map of circles if she gets the chance. So come for the confusion of what the ninth gate is and leave as pissed off as we are that people are smoking and drinking around this 17th-century relic. It’s going to be demonically fun!

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Are y’all ready for spaceships, licking ass, and burning into crispy pieces of bacon?!?! That's what’s in store for this episode while Steph discusses the movie Sunshine! Donna only cares that Cillian Murphy is in this film. Listen as she asks “How hot is the sun?” in the most deadpan serious way. Stephany fights for her life to argue that this movie inspired Pixar’s Wall-E. This episode is all over the place like we are hurtling towards the sun. So please listen and take this journey with us as we both try to figure out how blowing up the sun apparently will save it!

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Strap in folks we are in for a crazy episode today! We are doing Steph’s favorite director (sarcasm) David Lynch and it is none other than his masterpiece Mulholland Drive. This movie makes absolutely no sense to either of us and one of us watched it! You got dreams, Hollywood, crow people that live behind dumpsters, and of course lesbians. So come along and get ready to not understand this film either, and if you think you do, you’re insane. 

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Are you ready for this weeks time travelin’ craziness?! You better be cause it’s a lot! This week Stephany has the task of explaining to Donna the insane time jumping sensational movie that is Edge of Tomorrow. It has it all, romance, drama, death, aliens, and of course time travel. Join us as we discover yet another place we didn’t know had an underground garage, how to fall in love with someone you see die over and over again, and how to defeat the world’s 2020 alien invasion!

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Are you ready for the writer of the century to show her coochie to the whole precinct? You better be! Cause this weeks episode was a doozy! Donna does her best to tell Stephany the convoluted plot line of Basic Instinct. We got coochies, coke, ceiling mirrors, sex, cops, coke, banging, cops, and the infamous scene that you better not blink or you’ll miss it! So come along as hot as hell Sharon stone sleeps with 47 year old Micheal Douglas in this mystery/porno, but definitely more so a porno, and hear about how one of us (Donna) appreciated this movie for teaching us what an ice pick is really used for. It’s a killer! 

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Get ready for strippers fighting for their lives while pretending they are in bioshock but really they are all just crazy. That’s right, this week we are doing Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch, a film where it looks like it was shot with a piss filter on it. (Stephany’s words). Steph explains this movie to Donna who only cares to find out why Oscar Issac did this movie. Who did he owe a favor to in Hollywood? Did Jon Hamm owe some favors too?

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boys and girls we are venturing into the insane world of the fast and furious franchise starting off with the best one Tokyo Drift. Donna who is car illiterate took on the task with the real-life “know-it-all” car guru Stephany. So listen as we both are lost as we discuss this no-plot film. You got cars and Japanese culture and cars and Bow Wow??? So sit back, grab a drink, and drift into your seat as we take you on this crazy cross continental road trip this week!

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This week Steph tells Donna all about the movie The Watcher starring our boy, Keanu Reeves. Ya'll in the mood to see him dancing sexy to White Zombie?? We Weren't! You should listen for James Spader's nightly injections for migranes alone! So come along on this crazy journey about a serial killer in love with his favorite cop, and stay for the use of a toilet to break into a car. You won't be disappointed! 

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Steph is stepping into the crazy world of Charlie Kaufman today as Donna talks about the 2002 film Adaptation. Donna has the hard job of explaining to Steph how this film is fiction and at the same time nonfiction, but it won’t matter because Steph won’t remember by tomorrow. We got the Bermuda Triangle of places in this film, California, New York, and of course Florida! Nic Cage is playing twins, a ghost orchid, and Meryl Streep, you can’t go wrong with this film. Also, Donna forgets how to use the mic in the beginning but by the 13-minute mark, she figures it out! Sorry about that. Some come along and try not to get eaten by gators as we try our best to describe this hella confusing film!

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