Explain It Me

Have you ever gone on a honeymoon with a honeymooning murdering couple? Come on this adventure with us where Stephany reboots about half a dozen times but thankfully still gets to the crazy twist. Heli-tours, goatmen, murder, and teeth make your honeymoon a trip to remember. Experience for the first time Stephany learn after 30 years of living what an Eifel tower is. Listen to Donna explain Goat DNA and how populations work. Also, shoutout to Woody.

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This was a hard one guys…. Because Donna absolutely loved it! But that doesn’t mean she did that great of a job explaining it. This week Donna goes through the body horror classic Jacob’s Ladder and Stephany’s there along for the ride explaining the difference between dusk and dawn. Get ready for all that demon talk, that Vietnam talk, and that Home Alone talk. (IYKYK) So get your neck fixed and get ready to HATE JEZZIE IN THIS MOVIE. Hope you have fun!

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This week Stephany and Donna are goin down to the byuo to get their fair share of crawfish, good old american guns, and time travel. Come find out how Snow White is involved in all of this craziness. Is Stephany saying ferry or fairy? Can you find someone attractive even if they’re dead? Are Bronco’s the murder mobile of the centery? Are you really dead if you die in the past which you’re in but you forget theres future you? Devu Ju will definitely have you saying Deja Who and maybe Deja what the hell is happening?! So grab your infrared helmets and your ATF FBI NYPD all in one badge, and buckle up for this insanity! 

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Have you had your fill of Nic Cage yet??? We haven’t! This week Donna gets into the dark twisted world of Joel Schumacher’s 8MM and, dear God, this movie is off the rails. Stephany is perplexed about the accurate description of certain sex toys, while Donna is more concerned with Peter Stromare’s ethnically ambiguous performance. Either way, we both have no clue what the hell is going on in this movie. So grab your crossbow(?), and your disguised copy of In Cold Blood, and get ready for this over-the-top film! 

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Have you ever wanted to be someone else, specifically Nic Cage and John Travolta? Have you ever wanted to feel up a choir girl in a stadium while simultaneously planting a bomb? Do you also want to know who the hell Wanda is?!? Hate to break it to you, but that last question is never answered. See what can be answered by listening to this week’s episode of Face/Off, as told by the lovely Stephany. Good John, Bad Nic, Good Nic, Bad John… this episode was like a drug-induced trip for Donna! So bring your knife, your voice-changing microchip, and your goo bucket, while we suffer through this movie. 

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Do you like films that are confusing, hate women, and take place at motels? So do we! This week Donna gets to explain the “great” movie Identity. And this is definitely the episode where Stephany screams “WHAT?!” at many different points. Guys you’re gonna wanna listen to this one because we argue about some real dumb things while ignoring this real dumb movie. So get in that dirty ass bed, don’t forget to throw your severed heads in the dryer, grab your room key which means nothing apparently, and sit back as we fail to explain this movie well. 

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Johnny Depp is JESUSTERNET according to Stephany. This week Steph explains the movie Transcendence to Donna, and all Donna cares about is Cillian Murphy’s hairstyle in the movie. Spoiler alert it is not a hitler youth haircut as Stephany wrongly describes! Nano bots, internet terrorists, microwaves, this movie has it all. So get ready as we pray to God there isn’t a sex scene between a human and a robot and enjoy this masterpiece. 

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What do you say to the disgusting poop snake that wants to infiltrate your memory warehouse? Bite my bag! This week Donna is doing a super disgusting film with cringy-as-hell dialogue that only Stephen King can deliver. Dreamcatcher! Stephany refers to every character as another tv show they were in and still doesn’t know who is who!  So grab your toothpicks and help us solve what the hell is going on in this movie. The answer is aliens. Enjoy! 

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Walt Disney apparently had a good idea, and Tom Cruise agrees with him! Tom will also tell you to never get in a car with a woman who is only your F**k buddy after you shame her when she wasn’t invited to your birthday party. Women be crazy! In this episode, Stephany tries to persuade Donna into liking her movie pick, Vanilla Sky. And Donna has a hard time catching up because Steph keeps calling everyone by three different names. New movie, same Stephany. So buckle up because you’ll either laugh or we will drive the car straight off that bridge! 

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Crocodiles, Sex, Murder, and FLORIDA MOTELS…. Where we’re going you wish you didn’t come along. This week Donna has the honor of telling Stephany about the brilliant noir film Wild Things. Listen up as Stephany lies about knowing who Kevin Bacon is and as Donna accidentally shames guidance counselors. This movie tells us that threesomes don’t work and if you buy a yacht from your offshore island account, the cops are most definitely tracking your activity. So grab that winch and duck so you don’t fall overboard while you laugh along with us! 

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