Explain It Me

Are you ready for some depressi spaghessi-ness that doesn’t make sense? Well get ready for it! This week Stephany does her best to explain Stay to Donna, a movie that easily did not have to be made, or watched for that matter, so let us save you the time and make it entertaining along the way! We got sad boys, sad girls, guns, car crashes, and you can’t forget about time travel! If you really hate having free time and can’t help but watch Stay, the only plus to this movie is we got some hotties that make the watch easier on the eyes.

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We’re going back to 1947, where dead women own us! Steph gets the joyful experience of learning about James El Roy’s The Black Dahlia. A movie that is more of a mystery than the actual mystery of Elizabeth Short’s gruesome murder. We got old Hollywood, secret gay identities, clowns and more doppelgangers???? Have fun with this one and we will pray for you because we still don’t know what the hell went on in this movie. Enjoy! 

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Remember when glow sticks were hot sh*t? This is a real quote from this episode! Come into a dimension-hopping journey with us as Stephany explains the plot of Coherence to Donna. Maybe if we had ketamine this movie would be easier to follow. This movie has couples, time travel cheating, drugs, and our favorite trope DOPPLEGANGERS!!!!! So listen along as we try to stay on track. And please don’t attack us about the invention of the phone convo… we know we’re dumb, but we try our best!

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Are you ready for another time-jumping, looping, twisted confusing ass movie? It’s our shtick, so you better be! This week Donna had the pleasure of explaining Run, Lola, Run to Stephany, who doesn’t understand how bumping into someone one time, can help them win the lottery, or steal a baby. The more important question is how can you have a full-on conversation through glass?? The ’90s were crazy y’all! Get ready for some grocery store robberies, daddy issues, guns, a lucky homeless man, road rage, and seemingly unrequited love. Kids, if he asking you for money, don’t. Just don’t. 

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Are you ready to meet your doppelganger? We’ll neither was Donna. Come along on this confusing arachnophobic ride where Stephany does her best to explain Enemy to Donna, and Donna struggles to remember anything, but the spiders. There are boobs, Jake Gyllenhaal (again), spiders, sex, a slightly different Jake Gyllenhaal (again), spiders, road rage, and more spiders this time HUGE. We hope you enjoy this confusing, who’s who ride where even after watching the movie, and reading theories, we both have no idea what it’s really about. 

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Get ready for sex, sex, Bruce Willis butt, sex, and jorts! This week Donna tells Stephany about the masterpiece known as Color of Night. Another erotic psychological thriller, because Donna has a type! You get to hear Stephany completely lose it in the last 20 minutes because of this insane twist. You got group therapy, murder, insane LA cops, and some of the worst sex scenes since Showgirls. So listen along, and be prepared to watch this film after if only for the weird sex scenes and ass shots. Enjoy!

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Are y’all ready to shoot yourselves into space in a bulletproof bubble? We were not! This week we did The Fountain! Join us on this crazy time-traveling and time-jumping confusion roller coaster about love, death, and reincarnation where Stephany doesn’t know how to speak (again). Donna is here for the passionate make-outs and that's it! So sit back, relax Dude, how you doin’? And remember, trees shouldn't have hair and you definitely shouldn’t breastfeed from them. 

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This movie is not one to play a drinking game with, because if you took a shot every time the number 23 was mentioned you'd be dead after 5! Yes, that's right, Donna did the fantastically terrible The Number 23, a movie she has seen one too many times now. Come along as we cry from all of the terrible names and even worse sex scenes in this film. Listen as we realize we did two movies this week that have a dog at the center of the plot. This one was agonizing so hope you enjoy listening!

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Are you ready for our first confusing romance? Well, we are (NOT)! Join us on our journey as Stephany explains to Donna about time-traveling trees, dogs, and love letters. Don’t be like Donna who’s a real Debby downer and doesn’t believe in the truest form of love, time-jumping, cause we got famous architects with broken families, a guy getting hit by a bus on Valentine’s Day, and best of all a glass tree house with no toilet.“This is like science fiction Marley & Me and I hate it” -Donna

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This movie taught us that children are the worst! Just kidding…. But freakazoid children growing on your tummy like a kangaroo sack, that's nasty. This week Donna did The Brood, described as if Kramer vs. Kramer was a horror movie. And Stephany doesn’t understand a goddamn thing but promises that she did her best even if it doesn't seem like it the entire episode. Donna doesn’t believe her. Listen for yourself and enjoy this torture.

Also, exciting news! We featured our first fellow podcasters promo in the episode. Everyone check out Vintage Video Podcast. Here’s the link to all their info, places to listen, and where to follow them!  We hope you enjoy their content as much as we have!

https://linktr.ee/vintagevideopod?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=6b2b6cb5-6a71-4ab6-abc2-dc5f597d054b

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