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- Ep 39 - The Gaytrix: Re-Choded
Peyton explains how the Matrix sequels are good, actually, and further the trans-revolutionary themes/philosophy presented in the first film, as well as having a scene where Neo fights like 50 Hugo Weavings at once. But first your hosts talk about Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake in their very own home state of SC, and also conservatives letting their lifestyle determine their deathstyle to own the libs.
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1 hr 7 min - Ep 38 - A Penised Individual Enters The Matrix
Peyton explains that The Matrix is a movie about how being trans makes you hotter and more badass than everyone else. But first, your hosts shit on Time Person of the Year Elon Musk and non-penised individual/TERF JK Rowling. Peyton also gives a bowel movement update.
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1 hr 5 min - Ep 37 - Who Wants They Jussie Smollate?
Welcome to Explaining to Austin 2.0 aka The Dark Prophet Saga aka Season 2, where there are less rules and less brain cells. Peyton and Austin usher in this new era by taking a more casual approach to the show, with Peyton introducing topics/current events that the two discuss. Today your hosts address Jen Psaki's retched existence, Kellogg's puritanical origins and ongoing worker strike, and Elon Musk wanting everyone to die. Buckle up, because it's a chaotic new season for a chaotic world. Welcome to the funhouse, bitches.
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1 hr 3 min - Ep. 36 - Slimer is Real, The Queen is Dead, & Munchie Hangs 10
Your hosts are back and dumber than ever as Peyton attempts to remember a movie she watched two weeks ago. She also explains her idea for a plot to the never made "Munchie Hangs 10." Also: preparing for court and discussing the Queen probably being dead.
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1 hr 5 min - Minisode - Raytheon Wireless Earbuds
It's Peyton like you've never heard her before with the show's first ever minisode! She gets you up to date on everything from her Johnny Cash cover song, to current events commentary, to an earbud psyop conspiracy theory, to her recent loss of a job. Excitement! Intrigue! Podcasting!
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29 min - Ep 35 - Munchie Strikes Back (aka President Munchie)
Austin's back, sick, and ready for Munchie as Peyton tells him about Munchie Strikes Back, the disappointing sequel to one of our favorites. This episode is chock full of presidents, from Joe Biden and Bill Clinton's personal Munchie connections, to a possible Joe Biden psyop, to Munchie's Reagan riffs. Welcome to Munchvember!
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1 hr 32 min - Ep 34 - Mega-Dorm 1 (aka Freestyle Billionaire Architecture) - w/ Haus of Decline
Alex from the podcast/comics/twitter Haus of Decline is back as guest host for Peyton's explanation of billionaire Charles Munger's proposed UC Santa Barbara dorm building. Housing 4,500 people, with 94% of the rooms having no access to natural light, and only 2 main exits, this dorm is societies' next and greatest unethical social experiment. Also discussed: the bourgeois hubris of Coke Freestyle machines, the film The 13th Warrior, and Mike Flanagan's filmography.
Follow Alex and check out his podcast/comics, Haus of Decline: https://twitter.com/hausofdecline and https://www.hausofdecline.com/
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1 hr 15 min - Ep 33 - Waxwork (aka Monster Mash BDSM) feat. AdequateEmily
Emily joins once again as guest host, with Peyton explaining a wacky and bizarre 80s direct-to-video horror movie about a wax museum full of monsters and also Marquis de Sade. Other topics include Peyton's weird horror movie recommendations and "Dune, but horny."
Find Emily's stuff on YouTube and Twitter: https://www.youtube.com/c/AdequateEmily https://twitter.com/AdequateEmily
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1 hr 28 min - Ep 32 - Street Trash (aka Hallelujah, I‘m a Bum)
With Halloween close, Peyton tells Austin about the 1987 splatter movie Street Trash, which is about hobos melting into goo. Dennis Prager has COVID and they talks about that too. Also, Austin tells you about his band. Idk does anyone even read these? I kinda just want to die.
Listen to Austin's band, Headwake: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1kMLFBNNGIha3NA01nnR0y
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1 hr 8 min - Ep 31 - Stupid Star Wars Lore (aka Jizz)
Back after conspiracy month and an unexpected week off, Peyton and Austin delve into the depths of the online Star Wars encyclopedia, Wookiepedia, to learn some dumb lore facts. Learn about protatos, Jaba the Hutt's Epstein connection, Droopy McCool, and Jizz. Also: Austin says a racial slur.
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1 hr 39 min
About Explaining to Austin
From the publisher's feed
Trans woman writer Peyton and hunk chef Austin have been friends since third grade. Join along on their friendship as Peyton explains to Austin everything from current events, to culture, to movies. The two hosts also bring you the cutting edge in dumb bits, Communism, poop jokes, and Ted Kaczynski news/info. WARNING: listening to this podcast may make you a top target of the deep state.
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