Explaining to Austin

If you like drunk Canadian's fumbling around a house then you're in luck! Peyton tells Austin all about the 1989 straight to video Canadian horror movie "THINGS." Bad acting, effects, camera work, and even worse audio - this one's some real VHS-trash. Also discussed is Limp Bizkit's World Trade Center connection and Toby Keith's stupid cowboy hat.

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In an act of martyrdom for the sake of the podcast, Peyton subjected herself through "The Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure." Now, Peyton attempts to articulate to Austin her sheer disdain for the film and it's cynical emptiness, constant obnoxiousness, and bizarre choices. Your hosts also take a deep dive into Eddie Murphy's obsession with butts and Peyton "attempts" a Bill Clinton impression.

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Today, Peyton explains one of John Water's earliest films, "Multiple Maniacs," to Austin, delving into its puke-eaters, church lesbians, inexplicable crustaceans, and rebellious queerness. Your two hosts also get to the bottom of Ronald Regan's nickname and discuss their plan to usurp and discredit Lin Manuel Miranda.

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Only once in a generation is there a movie like Munchie. A kids movie with an abundance of ridiculously hot women, explicit sex and alcohol references, and even a car chase. Today, Peyton explains 1992's "Munchie" to Austin - a movie like no other. While paling in comparison to the triumph that is Munchie, Jack Black black jack, pregnancy, and director Jim Wynorski's dubious filmography are also discussed on this episode.

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Revealing herself to be a gamer girl, Peyton explains 2017's "Super Mario Odyssey" to Austin, detailing its story, fun game mechanics, latent themes of imperial colonialism, and fun costumes. Also discussed on today's episode: the Biden admin's new crackdown on anti-capitalists and Mario's sexuality.

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In honor of pride month, Peyton explains 1987's "Homoti" to Austin, a gay Turkish knockoff of E.T, that turns out to be surprisingly endearing and progressive, despite starring the most terrifying low budget alien costume ever. We stan gay icon Homoti.

Here's that great thesis project on the themes/cultural significance of Homoti: https://www.sequentialsjournal.net/issues/issue1.2/yalcinkaya.html

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In a twist on the usual format, Peyton and Austin, fresh off of re-watching 2008s "Speed Racer," explain to YOU why they think it's so great. It's a movie that's basically a live action cartoon, with crazy visuals, John Goodman, ninjas, and even a chimpanzee! Also discussed on today's episode: Veiled Prophets, Andre the Giant defeating racism, and John McCain's secret affliction.

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Peyton explains the Jim Carrey/Joel Schumacher numerology based conspiracy thriller "The Number 23" to special guest host Emily. Find out how this one number connects  to George H W Bush, 9/11, Jim Carrey with a tribal tattoo, and really cliched writing. Also, Peyton adds John Hinckley Jr, musician and Jodie Foster stan, to her letter writing list.

Go follow Emily for great movie reviews and trans shitposting!

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Peyton explains 1989s Jean-Claude Van-Damme driven Kickboxer, which is full of 80s cheesy goodness. However, a drunk Peyton and Austin get very distracted along the way, producing Jack Nicholson impressions, a hypothetical Seinfeld scene, and a very loud soundboard on Peyton's phone. Is this our two heroes darkest hour? Will the podcast ever return?! All on this week's exciting episode of: Explaining To Austin!

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To help them survive the ongoing gas crisis in South Carolina, Peyton explains Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior to Austin. There's fast cars, how to steal gas, and avoiding/defeating evil gay S&M warlords. Also, they talk about how funny it is when women are named “Gay,” the origins of the term “inside baseball,” and Peyton does a lewd Jimmy Stewart impression.

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Islamic Relief of Canada: Palestine Emergency Appeal

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