Explaining to Austin

Explaining to Austin

By Peyton Brock and Austin BennettComedyTV & FilmNewsPolitics
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Explaining to Austin episodes

  • Episode 10 - Out For Justice (aka Steven Seagal's PooPoo Pants)

    For the show's 10th episode, it's a super sized special! Peyton and Austin travel down memory lane, as they delve into a film they have a history with: Steven Seagal in "Out for Justice." They talk about their connection to the movie, action films, Steven Seagal's infamous hubris, Venezuelan samurai socialists, gas shortages, Brooklyn accents, and a historic pants pooping.

     

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    1 hr 45 min
  • Episode 9 - CHUD

    CHUD: a term we all know and love to use as an insult against right-wing reactionaries. This week, Peyton and Austin tackle the movie that created the word in the first place. Come along for underground monsters, conspiracies, the likelihood of getting Hunter Biden to come on the podcast, and Peyton ONCE AGAIN accidentally recording her audio via the shitty internal computer mic. Such professionalism!

     

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    1 hr 23 min
  • Episode 8 - Poochinski (aka All Cops Are Bad Dogs)

    Peyton tells Austin about "Poochinski," a sitcom about a dead cop coming back to life as a talking dog. They also discuss Peyton's proposed reboot of the show, Ted Kaczynski, The Day the Clown Cried, and Ben Shapiro's tiny wood.

     

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode 7 - The Evil Within (aka J Paul Getty Eats Children)

    Technical difficulties solved, back to the movies! Your hosts discuss The Evil Within, a film 15 years in the making, funded, written, directed, and produced by an heir to the Getty oil company, who was high on meth the whole time and died before it got released. Offensive portrayal of the mentally disabled! Weird dream philosophy! An octopus playing the drums! Hints that the rich murder and eat children! Is this movie secretly a scathing indictment against the Getty family and upper class? Maybe!

     

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    1 hr 35 min
  • Episode 6 - FROM THE VAULT - The Boy Time Radio Hour (circa 2018)

    Technical difficulties have prevented us from recording our new episode, so, in the meantime, enjoy this recording of an occurrence of our previous audio-entertainment escapade: "The Boy Time Radio Hour."

    We would broadcast these dumb, fun radio shows on a local alternative college station in our area several years ago, playing music and talking and making jokes in-between the blocks. For your listening pleasure, enjoy this edit of just our talking/discussion segments from a summer 2018 broadcast. There's a loud shrill recorder, we discuss hog calling, Peyton show's off her extensive knowledge of PBS children's shows, and tarot cards are read. Oh boy!

     

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 5 - Captain EO

    A Disney theme park attraction produced/co-written by George Lucas, co-written/directed by Francis Ford Coppola, and starring Michael Jackson. There's robots, creatures, song and dance, and an alien elephant named Hooter. Peyton and Austin talk about how it got made, what it's about, and even Quibi.

    "HOOTER!" - Michael Jackson

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    Link to Defunctland episode on Captain EO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg2zuRBlRt0

    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode 4 - Assassin 33 AD (and the mind of Jim Carroll)

    In honor of Easter, Peyton explains the plot of 2020s "Assassin 33 AD," a high concept evangelical movie about evil Muslim terrorists going back in time to kill Jesus. But, before that, Peyton and Austin delve into the film's writer/director, Jim Carroll, and his numerous failed/parallel business ventures, mysterious past, and constant self-owns. 

     

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    1 hr 40 min
  • Episode 3 - Johnny Mnemonic

    Peyton recruits Austin into the Info-Wars of the space year 2021, as she explains the cyberpunk fever-dream of a movie that is Johnny Mnemonic. Keanu Reeves as a cyberpunk hero, pre-matrix. Ice T's name is J-Bone, and he runs Heaven. Dolph Lundgren plays a techno monk assassin. Welcome to the future.

     

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    1 hr 41 min
  • Episode 2 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    In honor of St. Patrick's Day, Peyton tells Austin all about 1982's "Halloween III: Season of the Witch." The only film in the Halloween franchise without Michael Myers, this movie features something even scarier: an elderly Irish-American man! So, pour yourself a Guinness, kiss the Blarney Stone(?), and take a wiz on Margaret Thatcher's grave as we dive into some spooky Irish fun. (Also, I hope you like hearing both of us burp directly into the mic)

     

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    1 hr 32 min
  • Episode 1 - Hillbilly Elegy

    In this inaugural episode, Peyton explains the 2020 Ron Howard film "Hillbilly Elegy" to Austin. A movie with all the nuance and respect to Appalachian/"hillbilly" culture as The Beverly HillBillies, Peyton delves into the film, it's horrible main character, it's ridiculous moments, and it's detestable themes. Buckle up and hold your Meemaw close.

     

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    1 hr 27 min

About Explaining to Austin

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Trans woman writer Peyton and hunk chef Austin have been friends since third grade. Join along on their friendship as Peyton explains to Austin everything from current events, to culture, to movies. The two hosts also bring you the cutting edge in dumb bits, Communism, poop jokes, and Ted Kaczynski news/info. WARNING: listening to this podcast may make you a top target of the deep state.