Patrick and first-time guest host Mark Ahn sharpen their knives and their one-liners, suit up and form a two-man one-man army to take on Sylvester Stallone's '80s-centric action opus The Expendables .

Also discussed this episode: Surfer, Dude (2008), Oldboy (2003), Lady Vengeance (2005), Dune (1984), The Square (2008), Eat Pray Love (2010)

A curiously hot n' heavy listener request leads Patrick and Alex into a discussion of Keira Knightley's jaw, Tony Scott's ridiculous filmography and the things a 12-year old would find cool during this f'ing of the overly-directed 2005 mess Domino.

Also discussed this episode: Inception (2010), Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010), The Expendables (2010)

Patrick and JB ain't afraid of no ghost.

Also discussed this episode: Apocalypse Now (1979), Inception (2010), Cobra (1986), The Other Guys (2010)

Patrick and Doug play ship's mast with the 2007 exploitation movie double feature Grindhouse, featuring Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror and Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof . Note: Days after the recording of this podcast, Grindhouse was announced to be released on DVD and Blu-ray later in 2010. Ignore anything these two dummies say to the contrary.

Also discussed this episode: Ratatouille (2007), Inglourious Basterds (2009), Spaceballs (1987)

The Christopher Nolan lovefest continues as Patrick and Alex adopt their best scratchy voices and F the 2008 blockbuster The Dark Knight . It's better than going to a comic book festival. Check out the fan-made posters for Gotham City referenced in the show, as well as the fan film Batman: Dead End .

Also discussed this episode: Salt (2010), The Kids Are All Right (2010)

JB returns so he and Patrick can engage in a spoiler-heavy discussion of Christopher Nolan's 2010 masterpiece Inception. Hear them complain about the film's cold literalism, quibble over every minor flaw and dump all over the movie...IN YOUR DREAMS!! Because actually they love it.

Also discussed this episode: Manhattan Melodrama (1934), Public Enemies (2009), The Terminator (1984)

Patrick and Doug go off on way too many tangents during this F'ing of Eli Roth's 2003 horror movie Cabin Fever, from scary clowns and sentient toys to Predators and Robocops. And, of course, there are pancakes.

Also discussed this episode: Toy Story 3 (2010), Stop-Loss (2008), Predators (2010), Cyrus (2010)

Patrick is demoted to padawan when joined by friend, mentor and Universal monster enthusiast John for a discussion of Joe Johnston's 2010 remake of The Wolfman, classic horror and the benefits of being a lunkhead.

Also discussed this episode: The Killer Inside Me (2010), Breathless (1960), Toy Story 3 (2010), FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)

Patrick and Alex Lawson sit down to discuss the 2002 film Signs, marvel at writer/director M. Night Shyamalan's fall from grace and take the listeners by surprise when they reveal they've been dead all along.

Also discussed this episode: The A-Team (2010), Please Give (2010)

Patrick and Doug leave their inhibitions at the door and give crazy Dutch director Paul Verhoeven's 1995 scumploitation epic Showgirls the Full Spano.

Also discussed this episode: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)