Alright you glorious weirdos, buckle the f**k up! Welcome back to the TRUE ALIENS SHOW, where we rip the lid off the cosmic septic tank and serve you the unfiltered, undeniable truth they don't want you to know!

Get ready for a wild ride north into the Canadian wilderness because this ain't your grandma's stargazing-society newsletter!

On May 20, 1967, near Falcon Lake, Manitoba, a regular hard-working dude named Stefan Michalak was just looking for rocks when TWO glowing, oval/cigar-shaped objects decided to show up. One zipped off, but the second motherfucker landed right there on a rock outcrop! It was big, metallic, seamless like colored glass, and radiating intense heat, smelling like sulfur – the universe's "BAD VIBES, GO AWAY" signal.

Thinking it was secret American tech, Stefan, being a curious (or maybe slightly ballsy/insane) dude, sketched the damn thing and even got close enough to touch it! He heard muffled sounds from inside a suddenly opened hatch, but when he called out, no one answered in English, Russian, German, Polish, or Italian. Talk about alien rejection!

But here's where it gets metal, literally. The hatch slammed shut, the craft started rotating, and as it tilted to take off, a blast of scorching hot gas shot out of a grid-like pattern on its side, hitting Stefan square in the chest! It set his shirt and cap on fire! He ripped off his burning clothes in agony.

The damage? First and second-degree burns on his chest and stomach, in a perfect grid pattern matching the vent he saw! Over weeks, he suffered severe headaches, nausea, weight loss, hair falling out, and diarrhea – classic radiation sickness symptoms. The burn marks became raised, grid-like welts.

Then the Suits arrived – the RCMP, RCAF, doctors. They found the landing spot with dead vegetation and Stefan’s burned shirt. Initial reports claimed radioactive soil, but the official story shuffle began, downplaying everything. They couldn't explain the burns, the physical traces, or Michalak's consistent testimony. This case is the gold standard for physical evidence they tried to bury!

They tried to call him a drunk, a liar, a hallucinating idiot, anything but admit they had a man who got waffle-ironed by a UFO exhaust pipe. Doctors at the Mayo Clinic couldn't explain the unique burns conventionally. Michalak stuck to his story for decades, enduring ridicule. This wasn't swamp gas, folks. Swamp gas doesn't usually give you radiation sickness and waffle-iron burns!

This isn't just a story; it's proof that weird s**t happens, that the official story is often b******t, and that sometimes, the universe really does reach out and burn you. Keep your eyes open, keep your fire extinguishers handy, and never, ever trust a silent, sulfur-stinking frisbee!

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