It's Luke Lerner's last chance to get with his babysitter, Ashley, before she moves away to Pittsburgh. Though Ashley makes it very clear to him that statutory rape isn't on her evening agenda, Luke seems like he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants. While being pursued by the twelve-year-old, Ashley can't help but notice that something seems off and soon realizes that the Lerner's home is being invaded. The two frantically run for cover while trying to figure out an escape plan. Will Ashley be able to protect herself and Luke? Will young Luke have to hike up his pull-ups and be the hero? Will there be a clever plot twist and some "what the fuck" moments? Only one way to find out. You know what to do!

 It's Christmas time in Snowmonton and spirits are warm and bright. The townsfolk are all excited for the annual snowman building competition. Darling little Ryan (who may, or may not, have been dropped a few times as an infant) is cooking up very special confections for his father. And oh! Who's that nipping at your nose? Haha! Why, it's Jack Frost! The jolly snowman with a smile that glows! And who's snapping necks with a cold, winter chill? Why, it's good old Jack Frost, eager to kill! Who stuffed a throat with the hilt of an axe? Why, it was done by hands none other than Jack's! And who effortlessly removed a little boys head? Creative as ever, Jack did it with a sled. And if you don't tune in for this holiday show.....you might be the next one Jack buries in the snow.

  Better watch out! Santa Claus is coming to town! But what exactly are his intentions? Harry (Brandon Maggart) has always had the most Christmas spirit out of anyone, but one traumatizing memory of his favorite night of the year leaves him devastated. Thirty-three years later, now working in a toy factory, he decides to keep a disturbingly close eye on all the children in the area to determine who is naughty and who is nice.  With Christmas just around the corner, and Harry just around the bend, he prepares a suit, toys, and even a "sleigh" for the big night. With only good intentions he sets out to spread Christmas cheer, but unfortunately not everyone is in the spirit. A humbug to this Santa is like a drop of blood to a shark. SHIT SETS HIM OFF! Despite that, he continues to bring joy and laughter to those that are celebrating. But how long can it last? Slap on a Santa hat and kick it by the Christmas tree while we break it down for you! If you don't...your name is going into the bad boys and girls book....and I'll bring you something....horrible....SO TUNE IN TONIGHT!

 Throw on a tuxedo, grab a seat, and call yourself 007, cos today we're shaking things up with a cool and refreshing cryptid.  Does James Bond have any relevance to this episode?  Absolutely not.  But it's a decent introduction and I don't regret using it.  No, this episode leans a little closer to the flying monkeys from The Wizard Of Oz.  And that's cos our creature feature tonight IS A FLYING MONKEY;  specifically, The Ahool!  It's been nearly a century since the only two recorded encounters occurred, but the mystery still leaves us chilled and wondering what it might have been. Was it really a flying monkey or just a giant bat (both terrifying)?  Could it have been a strange, large bird?  Is it possible that a species of Pterosaur could have survived on the island of Java for millions of years and the Ahool was one of, if not the, last remaining?  Or was it simply a lie told by a sad, little man that was nothing more than a slut for attention?  That little slut...Tune into our discussion to hear what we have to say about it, and maybe you'll come up with a theory of your own.

Sex, drugs, explosions, disgustingly thick Jersey accents; sounds like a good time, right?  Wrong!  It's a fucking great time!  After the gruesome death of his soon-to-be-betrothed, Jefferey Franken uses his big, juicy brain to figure out how to bring his late fiancée, Elizabeth Shelley, back from the cold, clammy hands of death.  With the plan drawn out to a T, all Jefferey needs now to complete the reanimation is a body, but will collecting the resources needed be as easy as he thought?  Will the results turn out as perfectly as he anticipated? Will we see boobies!?  Grab a bag of super crack, kick back and find out as we crack this mystery open like a big, stinky horse egg.  

ALLLL ABOARD!! Join Brandon, Joe, Josh and Jamie Lee Curtis on this 1980 slasher that goes off the rails. We dive into what makes this movie tick and learn about how one conductor with a detective itch can make all the difference.