Farm Wisdom

President Trump and Joe Biden travel to humble Trouveau, Miss, for the campaign season's first presidential debate. But can Biden possibly hold his own against a master debater like Donald Trump?

When Debbie Ellen Waites vanishes from town, Farmer Gray turns detective to solve her disappearance. Why does everyone think she's gone to Tupelo, and what was in that mysterious suitcase?

When Farmer Gray is invited to the showing of a long-lost Three Stooges short, he soon discovers that these antics by Moe, Larry, and Curly should have stayed lost.

That former assistant clerk at the seed co-op, his life's been on an awful downward spiral. But now that he's been released from prison, he's getting a hand up from none other than Farmer Gray.

Donald and Melania Trump, out for a spin in their red Mustang, uncover a plot by the evil Joe Biden to falsify November's mail-in votes. Will the President of the United States take bold action to ensure that every Republican is assured of his or her God-given right to suffrage?

When crop circles appear in his sorghum field, Farmer Gray starts itching for a close encounter. Will this lead to an intergalactic incident?

By the time the theater director at Zayre County's Episcopal church finishes staging a production of "Annie," the once cheery show is all but unrecognizable.

Wise old Farmer Gray plugs a fine American product, castor oil. Try NOT buying a bottle once you've heard his finely honed portrays of father and obstinate son. Then our friend relates how he tried to coax his beloved wife Elspeth from the storm cellar, where she hides from the North Korean missiles she believes are aimed directly at Gray Farm.

When young Ted Baskin brings his East Coast bride back to Trouveau, Farmer Gray regales her with his homespun wisdom.

A'huntin' in the piney woods, old Farmer Gray comes across the legendary Bigfoot. But far from posing a threat, Sasquatch proves to be a right friendly camping companion and a darned good listener.