Farmer Gray finds that the postal clerk is still dying her hair all kinds of wild colors and hatches a plan to cure her compulsion. Then he muses on the meaning of a rainbow bumper sticker.

Farmer Gray babysits friend Hank's 5-year-old daughter Ambrosia and finds the little girl to be a dab hand at farming.

Wise old Farmer Gray reveals the secret to battling coronavirus by relating the tale of bully Buster Claw, and how he was vanquished by the people of Trouveau, Miss.

Old Farmer Gray runs into a round-headed drunk named Charlie at the local tavern and hears his sad story of thwarted childhood dreams. Then Farmer Gray rants against unfair anti-tobacco ads (having just planted 200 acres of the crop).

Farmer Gray encounters strange hair at the post office and is nominated to the Supreme Court of the United States.

Farmer Gray learns just what lengths his poker buddy Davis McClyde would go to to save the world from aliens and invents a device to discourage carelessness in pregnant ladies.

Old Farmer Gray reads another passage from his screenplay, "The Misadventures of Libby Rall." This time Libby tries to foil Donald Trump's immigration policies with the help of a seductive South American beauty.

A local talent show nearly foments racial disharmony until Farmer Gray steps in to set the record straight.

Farmer Gray and his buddies teach that recalcitrant assistant clerk at the seed co-op a lesson in stolen valor. Then his visit to the clerk's new "home" assures the young man an active social life.

After finding that the assistant clerk at the seed co-op dissembled with regard to jettisoning his gewgaws, Farmer Gray employs harsh measures to teach the fella' a lesson.   Then he safeguards American democracy by protesting a new Chinese restaurant.