Wise old Farmer Gray bemoans a lack of decorum in Sunday church and has a bone to pick with the Disney Channel.

Wise old Farmer Gray recalls his own brush with transgenderism the night he and a buddy dressed up for a "ladies only" pie feast.

Wise old Farmer Gray introduces you to the town of Trouveau, Miss; proves that President Donald J. Trump is not in the pocket of the Russians; and recalls courting his beloved wife Elspeth.