Farm Wisdom

Farmer Gray teaches an assistant clerk at the seed co-op not to bestrew his desk with toys, tells listeners what Donald Trump really said on that fateful call to Ukraine, and proposes that American tourists to foreign countries be required to take a "return-to-citizenship" exam before being allowed back in the US.

Farmer Gray relates how Donald Trump took Greta Thunberg to the movies and the two became fast friends.

Farmer Gray muses on what life would have been like had he been a slaveowner, then helps a youngster through his first haircut and berates a friend for foreign-car ownership.

Farmer Gray looks for someone to remove an embarrassing splinter, bonds with his farmhand Juan Pedro's son, and rails against the casting of June Lockhart on "Petticoat Junction."

Wise old farmer gray adapts to the ministrations of a female barber and recalls how a Jewish visitor encountered hometown hospitality.

Farmer Gray addresses the danger that clementines pose to our youth and recounts the very Republican tale of Manolo, the little boy from Guatemala.

Farmer Gray describes his days of sandlot football, when heroic young folk took a beating and came back for more.

Wise old Farmer Gray details a farm-based cure for transgenderism, tackles a tricky question at Zayre County Baptist Church, and gets in on the unboxing craze.

Farmer Gray catches the acting bug, explains why women have no need for a restroom, and discusses the president's zero tolerance immigration policy.

Wise old Farmer Gray narrates his screenplay detailing the comical adventures of Ms. Libby Rall, as she fruitlessly tries to undermine Donald Trump, and then rails against table service at McDonald's.