Kicking off the show, we've got an Aussie survivor story that's straight out of a college frat house. A Melbourne woman lost in the bush, survived 5 days solely on wine. Sounds like senior year!

Then we talk about the heartthrob of America, the one and only Jeff Bezos. He proposed to Lauren Sanchez making her have the highest ROI boob job in the biz!

Moving on, we've got a professor who has taken the term "office hours" to a whole new level. This genius decided to live underwater, breaking the record for the longest time spent submerged. So, if you're looking to sleep with your professor, you better get your scuba gear ready.

And last but not least, let's catch up with the rapper Fetty Wap, who's wapping his way straight to jail. Turns out, his investment prowess (flipped 1.3M to 20M in one year with the stock market- take that Pelosi!) was actually fueled by something a little less legal. Yep, you guessed it—selling fentanyl to his local community!

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