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On the show today: Our impending courtroom battle with Gianni Infantino, Romeo Beckham cucks his brother Brooklyn, and we unmask the mystery headbutter from Nicky Butt’s birthday.

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Links from the pod:

Infantino “I feel African” speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9jaX9RAbA 

The Beckhams on Ali G: https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=4lhG8j3qePdDbcjY&t=486 

Street preacher interrupted in Newcastle: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/1914030703148155037 

San Lorenzo president trousering a wad of cash: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1k4zdz9/marcelo_moretti_president_of_san_lorenzo_gets/ 

Jurgen Klopp at Coachella?:  https://www.facebook.com/reel/1478311966481175?fs=e&fs=e 

Celtic’s Adam Idah throwing up in a taxi: https://www.tiktok.com/@.idah._/video/7494299002691718422

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