Film Fights

Live from Dallas Comedy Club, famous Film Fighters, Kon 'n Jon, present these two classic 90s slasher films!  Well, one of them more classic than the other.  Which one?  I think the answer is obvious, but tune in to find out WHY!  Special thanks to the wonderful James Prewitt.

This is the end.  The end of Film Fights.  Season 3.   Going out with a BANG, Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon finish this wonderful run of battles with a hot new game show called Back of the Box!  Who will be crowned "You're Winner"?  Tune in to find out!

On a rare serious note, we would like to thank the Lovely Spectators for tuning in to the show and all their support.  We will be taking a brief hiatus as we transform from Film Fighters to Life Fighters but will return in time to celebrate Independence Day.  Additionally, there will be more live shows coming up, a video series, and more silliness to come!  Dare we tease... Film Fights Adventures!?

Finishing up our Spring Time Vexed Vamps theme is the Nic Cage Dracula film, Renfield, which focuses on the titular character, played by Nicholas Hoult.  Goofy, gory, and refreshingly different than the current landscape of paint-by-numbers flicks of late, will Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon prove that the entire world really HAS gone mad and that Renfield is GOOD ACTUALLY?  Well, we're not reinventing the wheel here, but it's nice to see Cage be a Dracula.

Spring Time is here!  What a perfect time for Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon to discuss the VERY specific genre of 90s Vampire Romance Horror (the Rom-Vom, if you will).  So take a bite out of these tearjerking lovey dovey horror(ish) films, and you'll be turned into Waah-mpires!  Yup.  That terrible joke was absolutely worth you reading this.  Please listen, rate, share, and subscribe.  Thanks.

It was inevitable that Evil Dead Rise would pop up in your Film Fights feed after that Deadites Franchise Frenzy.  These are the times, Lovely Spectators!  When opinions are white hot, and Intellectual Properties are played safe.  Your resident film fighters are not sure about the critical climate lately, but if Evil Dead has taught us anything, it's to go AGAINST the grain!  With extreme prejudice!  Also, it's the debut of Film Rights™.

What's YOUR Boomstick?  Email us at [email protected]!  Spring time is coming and Deadites are in the air.  And your resident Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon are gearing up for a nice trip to an old cabin to revisit the Evil Dead series.  Listen in HORROR as the discussing of The Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, and Army of Darkness will have you questioning your sanity!  But seriously - why wasn't the 3rd Evil Dead called "Medievil Dead"?!  Oh, and Jono goes on a nerd-fueled rant about the comic books and the TV series Ash vs Evil Dead.

Last week, Kon 'n Jon took to Game Fighting by discussing Sonic and Mario games, but now that the be-sneakered Blue Blur and the red-capped Jumpman have hit the big screen, it's time to take them to task - the Film Fights way!  

Gotta go fast!  So let's a-go and talk about two of the most recognizable and successful video game franchises ever created!  Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon turn GAME Fighters while discussing some gaming memories and critiques of these once rival mascots.   Stay tuned next week when the Game Fighters turn back into Film Fighters for a special battle of these lovable characters as they take to the silver screen...

What's the matter, Sport?  All that Seagalin' making you THIRSTY!  Then EXIT WOUNDS the Gift Shop and pick up a sweet refreshing DMX Energy Drink!  "The drink that makes you THIRSTIER!"

Drink it all in, LOVELY SPECTATORS - we're finishing up our SEAGAL SLEAZE with this 2001 NOTbuster Exit Wounds!  Don't bother asking for SECONDS, because this movie feels like HOURS!  Sorry about the all-caps and that weird curveball metaphor at the end there.  DMX is rubbing off on us.

Intro/Outro Music by Math the Band.

Remember when Steven Seagal wasn't an embarrassing, racist, sexist, lying, unfunny, phony baloney jerk with zero self-awareness and even less charisma?  No, seriously, did that ever happen?

Tangents include:  Hard to Kill Weekly, Real Life Wife, Fancy Slob, Sardines & Milk, Crook Magazine, Tommy Jones' Two-Face, Under Fridge, Mullets & Bullets,  Honolulu, Steven Stallone, Anvil Steel, and The Birds vs Bee Movie.

Intro/Outro and Review the Reviews Theme by Math the Band.