Film Fights

Caution!  Child at Play!  Well, 7 of them actually.  Film Fights at it again with the 3rd (of 4) Franchise Frenzy of the month in which a different horror film franchise is watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst by your homegrown Film Fighters, Kon ‘n Jon.  Chucky’s legacy is discussed with the original trilogy, the wacky Bride/Seed duo, and followed by the Curse/Cult pair.  You know what they say - nothing’s more frightening than a child’s laughter!  Well, we say that.

Tangents include: Chicago Vagrants, Frozen Pepperoni Logs, Pizza Boyhood, Speed Soundtrack, Re-Edited Films for England, SpiderBarbie & OctoKen, Buzzcut Fetish, Darren Software, Chauffeurhood, Happy Meal Toys, Oliver Family, Danny Trejo Priest.

Music by Math the Band.

Spooktober continues with Film Fights Franchise Frenzy where each week in October will see a different horror film franchise watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst.  Although this franchise was short-lived, the Poltergeist legacy proves to be one that says, “Hey, maybe Godfather had it right; three is the magic number.”  But wait, Godfather 3 wasn’t good - it was the worst of the trilo- OOOHHHHH.

Tangents include:  The Andy Serkis Circus, Typewriter The Movie, OvenBed, Beethoven’s Grave, Cat-Calls, Prescription Cigarettes, Reel Vapes, Holiday Inn Electric Bill, Claire the Clairvoyant, Raising Cain’s Psalm Sing-A-Longs, Santa Clauwses.

Music by Math the Band.

It's Spooktober!  And the Film Fights Fellows - Kon 'n' Jon - are going all out this month with a special event - Franchise Frenzy!  Each week in October will see a different horror film franchise watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst.  Kicking things off is the original "torture porn" film series Hellraiser!  Although not much torture nor porn to be had.  Except when that one lady was effed to death by that guy with a knife strap-on.  Wait.  That was Se7en.

Tangents include:  Hellraiser Sitcom, Cenobite's Cinna-Bites, Jack Palance as Pinhead, Clarissa Explains It Hell, day-old pizza, Back to the Future, Spice Girls, Pinhead struggling actor, BowserWorld, Standing Tall, Hellraiser Slide.

Music by Math the Band.

**LIVE SHOW!  We have our first LIVE SHOW coming up Oct. 30!  Read below for deets!**

Lovely Spectators!  New Spectators!  This is not only a carefully curated "Best Of Film Fights" clip show, but a great starting point for new listeners.   In this special episode, forget about how Konrad and Jono each pick a movie and pit them together in a brutal grudge match to see which one comes out on top - here, it's all about those delicious nonsensical tangents that Kon 'N Jon go on instead!  But don't be surprised if we snuck in a few never-before-heard tangents that were TOO HOT FOR PODCASTS!

Tangents include:  the ENTIRE Chili’s Too Saga, Johnny Utah Football School, Fredward Hammerhands, Don Tickles, The Lion Room, Feet Locker, Jack’s Studdin’ ‘n’ Rattlin’, Food Gloves, Breakfast Cigars, Cerealist, Mtn D’Egg Nogg, Pizza Steak, Hombre Araña and the Ricky-Verse, New MPA Rating System, and Lawyer Jono.

**LIVE SHOW - Film Fights Podcast will be performing live at Dallas Comedy Club on Sunday, October 30!  Kon 'N Jon will be discussing ALL the Nightmare On Elm Street films!  Plus a Q&A, Giveaways, and Exclusive Merch!  Get tickets here:  https://www.prekindle.com/promo/id/531433528682163398

April Fool's!  No Morbius here, sorry!  Last week was the battle of the films Alien and Predator, and NOW we take a hard painful look at the 2004 movie that brought them together - Alien vs Predator!  We know.  It was a mean trick.  Maybe we'll do Morbius some day, but until then - THIS!

Tangents include Milkshakes and Milkshapes; Marinara Trench; The Predator at home, work, and play; and AVP: Alien vs Predator.

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.

In space, no one can hear you scream.  But in the space of the studio apartment studio, the hunt will soon begin.  And we'll be screaming alright.  For the best Alien/Hunter film ever!  Jon 'n Kon cramp themselves safely in a tiny closet to discuss the classic Ridley Scott film Alien and see how it stacks against the Schwarzenegger blockbuster Predator.  And who knows, maybe another horrifying creature makes an appearance in our discussion - a certain Alien Life Force...

Tangents include Vaping Trends, ALFlien, Muppet Remakes, Dinosaur Dennys, Rocky Movies, and Vienna Sausages.

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.  I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) by Meat Loaf.

[chainsaw sfx] AHHH!  Oh no!  Look out!  It's another one of those Film Fights Singlies!  Yuppers, nothing to fear here - just a bunch of laughs with a whole ton of filler.  JUST LIKE THIS MOVIE!!!  It probably goes without saying that the Family Saw has gotten pretty dull after NINE installments, so there is probably not much hope for a tenth after this butchered beast.  But hey!  If the movie's a lemon, let yer Film Fighters, Kon 'n Jon, mutilate it til the sour in your mouth has gone south.  South to Texas - YEE-HAW!  [does any of that even track- who wrote this dribble?!]

Tangents include Fruit Leather Man, Bull Dick Dog Treats, Movie Making Chef!

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.

In a world where silly nicknamed criminals reign supreme, there comes a time for Batboys to become Batmen.  Our resident Film Fighters take a look back at how the film game changed for DC's Dark Knight and where it currently lies.  Is it better?  Is it worse?  Will Kon 'n Jon go ham on tangents this time?  Or has the Bat caught their tongues?  Tune in to find out who best dons the cowl - Keaton or Pattinson!

Tangents include Jacks World Championships, Batman's Culinary Skills, Bat Wrestlers, Bugs Bunny Cartoons, Night Court vs Arliss, Three's Company Themed Bar, New Rating System.

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.

No description due to freezy coldy weather interruptin' my innernette gosh dang it!

Tangents include Teen Wolf Re-quel, Bullfrog Furlong, Woodstock '99, Chooseburger, PETA-bred.

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.

Another No-Fight!  Which means - Another Singlie!  And boy oh boy (or rather girl oh girl) did we have a smash of a time talking about the latest Edgar Wright film, Last Night In Soho starring the wonderfully talented Anya Taylor-Joy and Thomasin McKenzie.  Can you guess how much we actually discussed the film versus going on wild and inane tangents?  You'd be right!  What?

Tangents include Jim Carrey, AOL 100 Hours Free!, Malignant for some reason, Dave Coulier, New Movie Posters, Malignant again, YouTube Autoplay, Fievel Goes West, More Malignant (WHY?!), French Burger King, Cursive Origins!

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.