Film Fights

What's worse - getting old or watching Old?  It's a Malignant decision.  As in, CUT IT OUT!  We got there.  Looks like Kon n' Jon are taking the fight to camp - Campy Horror Film Camp!

Tangents include Tiny Meth, Mr. Night Shamwow's Twistys, Spooky Snapchat Filters, Old Island ad, Fog vs Mist, Robert Devans/Evans.

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.

Welcome to our first Singlie episode!  What's a Singlie?  It's a silly fancy way of saying single.  As in, we discuss just one movie and fight each other.  Spider-Man: No Way Home was arguably the best Spider-Man film Marvel has done to date, tying up some loose ends and creating a means to continue on without Spidey's BIGGEST villain - Sony!  But what do Kon n' Jon think of this behemoth film?  Prolly the same; Check it out!

Tangents include Other Movies, Pr0n, Duck Grindr, Mario 2, and Pedro Parker - Hombre Araña (The Ricky Ricardo Spider-Verse)!

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.

Happy New Year!  It's Season 2 for Film Fighters Kon n' Jon, and we are out of the gate with recent reboot sequels (requels?) Scream and Candyman!  Both are legacy horror films with legacy characters finding new audiences (and possibly new sequels).  While the original films still hold up due to their timeless nature and staying power, which of the newbies will take the title for this match-up?  SPOILERS!

Tangents include Turtle Wax, Coca-Schmola, the View Askewniverse, Round-A-Bite, and Bee Death Rattles!

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.

It's Halloween!  Why not talk about a spooooky movie.  Why is it spooky?  Because it's surprisingly good?  No.  Because it's terribly awful.  No.  Well, it certainly was ambitious.  It's a psychological slasher(?) that took nearly 10 years to make, made by an oil baron's meth addict son who died shortly before it was completed.  Yea.  It's a very heady piece.

We had too much fun with special guest Sarah Tullos in the Studio Apartment Studio, so here's what was left on the cutting room floor - Delicious Pancakes!  Tullos Style!

Intro theme by Math the Band.  Background music by Quantic.  Outro theme by George Michael.

What better way to celebrate Mother's Day with movies about mothers.  Dangerous mothers!  Film Fighters Kon n' Jon are at it again to see which Mom flick has better legs (wolf whistle).  You'll think twice before Happy Mother's Daying again ever again!

New Back of the Box theme!  New Description Soundbed!  New sponsors*!

Tangents include Subway & the Lunatics, Mumfords and Sons's, Anti-Rape Greeting Cards, Creepshowdown, American Die starring Jason Piggs, Scream Film Theory, Insect Place Dates, and John Waters' John Water,

Sponsors* include Tip Top Crop Shop, Feet Lickers, Sam's Ham Hands Food Gloves, Buddy Birdie, and Bug Barn

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.
*All sponsors have since filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.

Zap!  Ka-Boom!  Snarl!  It's a alien freakout invasion y'all!  Thankfully we have special guest Sarah Tullos to help us get to the bottom of which is the superior alien race.  Barking brainful Martians or pure black blind beasts with luminous teeth?  Or maybe we'll just talk about John Boyega a whole bunch.  Or argue about Whataburger with or without cheese.

Tangents include Charcuterie Pronunciations,  Elon Musk, Apartment Mortgage, Accent Tryouts, a David Bowie Drum Solo, Ducks!, Pollux Segues, Justin Bieber's Lonely, Dual Duels, Interruption Rules.

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.  Follow Sarah Tullos on Instagram maybe:  @thesarahshow__

Who's the REAL richest kid in all the land?  Macaulay Culkin or Blank Check kid?  Find out this week as Kon n Jon goof about and NOT talk about the movies again and vote for Richie Rich to win because Jono has a crush or something!  Also!  Jacket Studding!

Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band

Time for dinner.  Yum yum dum dum.  Eat up or dead up.  Hungry for death.  All of these rejected taglines and more do not describe either of the films discussed in this week's episode.  All we get is moldy Tomato Bread.  Enjoy... if you dare!

Intro/Outro by Math the Band.  

No description due to being sucked into our own created world and running amok.

Tangents include Spice Girls, Ishtar, Feet Locker, and Frank Sinatra's Jr's!  Plus!  Guess the Budget makes a return!

Trivia!  18 minutes, 32 seconds in when Konrad says "50 years!" thunder did actually strike at that moment, but it barely picked up on the mic, so Future Jono sweetened the audio by going back in time and standing on top of the building with a Rodecaster Shotgun Boom to record the sound in IRL.

Theme by Math the Band.  Guess the Budget intro by Crazy and the Brains.  Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert.  Get That Monkey Off Your Back by The Coup.  Spice Girls songs by Spice Girls.

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