Film Fights

Keeping it classy with some classic Asian Cinema by way of ever heightening violence of the insane variety.  We watch two very different characters walk the same thin line between a harrowing investigation and general life goals.  Both experience separation tonguxiety.  Does that track?  It’s a portmanteau of Separation Anxiety and tongue.  It’s not clever at all, but I’m trying to make the best of a mutilation situation.

Tangents include Cast Iron Pans, Uncle Ninja Turtle, Pastry Coffee, and Prometheus Jones.  Introducing “Juju Song”.

Music by Math the Band.  “Juju Song” interlude music by Mix Master Mike & Properllerheads.  Tequila by Fortaleza.

Hey hey!  It’s a new segment called Memory Lame, where we discuss an older movie - particularly one we haven’t seen in a decade or more - to decide if it is a trip down Memory LANE or Memory LAME! Which will be changed by the end?  The movie or our memories? Tune in to find out!

Music by Math the Band.  Beer by Real Ale Moon Walk IPA.

Oh.  It’s still Halloween?  It is now!  Our FINAL FIGHT of spooky films for yesterweek ends with a battle of Haunted Houses. 

House is about a house that is haunted, but perhaps it is Roger Cobb (William Katt) who is haunted. 

House On Haunted Hill is about a house that is actually a mental asylum(?) for the criminally insane(?) and also a house(?) that is haunted(?), but perhaps it is the screenwriter who is haunt- no, he’s just terrible.  Which “House” will Kon ‘n Jon call home?  Find out!  By pressing play… and subscribing… and sharing.  Thanks. 

Tangents include Jeffrey Combs Terminator, Roller Coaster Store, Blockbuster Porn, and Baghead Jason. 

Music by Math the Band.  Whiskey by Johnny Drum Private Stock. 

M-m-m-monsters!?  Halloween continues with our brand new mini episode, which is not very short at all, defeating the whole reason it’s called a mini.  We clearly had a ball counting down our favorite movie monsters, so join us for a spooky reminisce, some blood-curdling drinks, and a few ghastly disagreements.

Music by Math the Band.  Tequila by ArteNOM Selección de 1549.

It's Halloween time, lovely spectators, and why not start things off with a monsters vs freaks battle?  1987's Monster Squad is the ultimate answer to "What if The Goonies met the Universal Monsters?" and "What if Wolfman had nards?"  1993's Freaked is Alex Winter's demented dark comic feature follow-up to the short lived nearly forgotten MTV series, The Idiot Box.  Also, Dennis- I mean, Randy Quaid is in it.  Find out which film comes out on top - according to us.

Tangents include Exxon Valdez, Night of the Demons, Bob Vila, Tuesday Strippers, and Don Tickles.

Music by Math the Band.  Tequila by Fortaleza.