Finding Nico

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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Look. Griggs is slowly becoming my right hand man okay, so here we are again dancing our terrible dance for your delectation.

The fact is, despite his total lack of any enthusiasm for literally anything, the guy delivers something incredible every episode and this one is no exception, so stick with it.

Please put any ideas in the comments afterwards for what we think the 'missing film' could have been.

We can but dream that one day it will become reality.

Hope you enjoy.  Hang in there during this weird re-coviding of our collective subconsciouseseseses.

Ma'am

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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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Produced by Drew Toynbee

Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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My baby Podcast is 18 episodes old. Listen to it get pissed on it's first ever pint with Matt Morgan and then chunder up a load of bleedin' nonsense.

Yes, my dear Matthew has joined me for over an hour of bantere magnifique, following my appearance over on HIS Patreon. If you've never dipped in then give him a listen, the Noel G and Hazey (the wildnerness man) episodes never fail to impress.

Here we discuss his friendship with Noel, the pervy bits out of 80's action TV, the nature of creativity and more.

Including some pretty sensitive mental health type stuff, which I think is a really important part of what this community is for. Well look at me getting all wet-eyed. 

Enjoy the episode, which has a treat at both ends (Oooop)

Ma'am

x

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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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Produced by Drew Toynbee

Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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Hello you lot

This a lovely old chat with my pal Conor Morrisey. We used to live together and he cast me in Eastenders this year (for ONE poxy scene with Danny Dyer, come on mate)

We are now trying to get a film made, all discussed here alongside our chequered careers and ailing friendship.

Hope you enjoy

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Ma'am

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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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Produced by Drew Toynbee

Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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Hey you lot,

The truth is I am dealing with some fucking epic level stress and personal shit that I shan't go into only to say the next few weeks are going to be exhausting but I am still trying to deliver the episodes weekly. Not in a brave soldier or attention seeking hero kind of way, but because I actually need this podcast now, mentally and as an income source. I love doing it and I love you all for supporting it. So bear with me, I will not let you down.

Anyway enjoy the deeply one-sided episode, and let me know if the volume levels are ok. Can always tweak and re-upload.

I really want to dig into the world of 'Games People Play', the psychology book we end up talking about. It's super interesting even though the text is 57 years old. I am going to read it again and send a copy to Griggs and we will drill down into the theory soon. A fun way to theme some episodes.

Keep on truckin guys, it's tough out there

Ma'am

x

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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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Produced by Drew Toynbee

Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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I don't know if this constitutes decent audio content but at least I can guarantee honesty, some good mental health advice, and a sing-song. On my own. In my house.

Fill yer boots.

(Making sure first that they are quite small boots)

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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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Produced by Drew Toynbee

Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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Really enjoyed this episode even though I have absolutely ZERO respect for Giles Champman or whatever the fuck this tumor of a man is called. That's just a taste of the mutual bullying in this episode. Hope you can stomach it all.

I was briefly on two different anti-depressants this week and I think you can hear how high I am. Even more interrupty than usual. Sorry/Not sorry.

You love it.

PS - The song at the end is called 'My Party'

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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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Produced by Drew Toynbee

Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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Could it have been any other way? That comedy writer Alistair Griggs would end up being the guest on my 13th podcast? What ill fate awaits you inside? What terrible accident will befall your ears? The answer is NONE!

Instead you will just laugh like a fool at the dark soul that pulsates and burps deep somewhere within this dreadful man. I have had to put an actual trigger warning on the front of it, but don't let that you put you off if you are just one of the usual sickos who finds myself and Griggs talking shit funny.

'Happy' listening guys

X

Nana

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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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Produced by Drew Toynbee

Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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Hello you lovely sods,  Mr Matt Morgan may be off his wagon now, but over here in GSOH-land I am back on the horse!

This week I was greatly cheered by a lovely chat with Mike Wozniak off 'Man Down' and 'Taskmaster'.

We talk about village life, Mikes excellent Podcast 'St Elwicks', our history as buds, and 'being in a band' at the level where only your friends come to see you.

I 'love' Mike, but I'm not 'In love' with him. Or am I? You decide.

BTW: Here is a link to Episode 26 of 'St Elwicks, in which I appear as 'Tommy Squire'. Something we discuss in this very episode. 

It was such good fun and the whole series is brilliant. Check it out:

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Podcast Edition 26

St Elwick's Neighbourhood Association Newsletter Podcast

While  August may be thought of as “The Silly Season” for the mainstream  press, here we take our journalistic responsibilities seriously and what  could be more important that welcoming some newcomers to St Elwick’s in  this week’s Local Lives. Important notice re Birdman Menace also found  within.  By Mike Wozniak   Guest appearance by Nico Tatarowicz  Produced by Joel Porter

Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/st-elwicks-neighbourhood-association-newsletter-podcast/id1484451923?i=1000533907568

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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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Produced by Drew Toynbee

Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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I have an interesting beast for you all this week. And I don't just mean Teenwolf, who's dick AND Dad we discuss right at the bitter end. No this whole chat on Saturday night was a crazy old monster. It was a classic 3 hour wrestle with showbiz's oldest and moaniest soul who got himself all stuck and mired in Keto chat and other serious issues as I tried to bully, poke and badger him back onto the banter bus.

And did it work? Not really. But I'm sure some of you will get some joy out of hearing Nana trying her best.

Anyway, apologies for the mismatch in our volumes, I promise to try harder at that this week. I hate technology, but I can't stay mad at it as it allows me to talk to you lot.

Also sorry this ep was a day late but I got invited last minute to a glamourous comedy short film festival to represent a film my pal Chris Hayward made called 'Hamsbury Book Club' which he kindly put me in as 'Kenneth', the out of control liar.

The film which was screened at the BFI yesterday as part of the excellent LOCO film festival, ended up coming second which was a decent effort. And it meant I got to see my massive eye bags on a cinema screen where they belong.

The winner was a short, funny animation called 'I'm Going To Space' by Luke Frangeskou. His mum and dad were there so it's nice that he won. (I suppose)

You can watch 'Hamsbury Book Club' here:

https://vimeo.com/327068886

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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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Produced by Drew Toynbee

Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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Hello my children.

Queen Ma'am, Nana of Dragons is here again with a little solo episode in which I share a quick hour of funny nonsense and sort of accidentally stumble upon a new item that I am sure we will agree is a winner. So stay tuned til the end. 

We made it to episode 10, well lots of you did. If you have joined then welcome, please enjoy my little back catalog of episodes. We are only just getting started I assure you. I love this shit and I appreciate the support of every single one of you.

Hopefully I will get Mr Morgan on this week, but that aside there are some very fun people in the diary for the new few weeks.

Enjoy the episode and have a great week

Nico

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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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Produced by Drew Toynbee

Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz