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  • Mona Yousefi

    Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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    Hey you lot. Ma'am is home from a 2 day canal lager-binge/barge trip in Yorkshire with my toppermost boys from Manchester. I will do an episode about it this week as it was wonderfully eventful in the smallest of ways.

    Meanwhile Ep 9 is here (more or less when I said)  and it's a belter of a chat. I spoke to brilliant character comedian, and all round mega-creative human firework display Mona Yousefi earlier this week and it was FUN.

    Who is Mona? Well, In words literally cut and pasted from her own dazzling website https://monayousefi.com/ her bio starts thus:

    Mona Yousefi  is a British actress and writer.  She is best known for her eclectic style and her alter egos Tallah Khosravian, Wakana Fukui, and Natascha  Leboushkin.  Mona gained recognition from her first directorial  television debut Mayhem Makers.  She rose to prominence with her performance in Going Native, which was commissioned by the BBC.

    I worked with her a few years back and was supremely impressed at her comedy chops, ingenuity and bravery in public. 

    But THAT IS NOT ALL. Mona is also a fully rounded human lady, and though she is very funny, talented and interesting her understanding of audio technology is beautifully naive. For that reason some of the audio in this ep might present some volume challenges as she accidentally had her mic nuclear loud. It's not as bad as the start all the way through though and we have a laugh with it so I trust you will all muddle through grinning and laughing generously at Nana's foppish amateurishness.


    Enjoy!


    Love you Ma'am

    x


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    If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

    And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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    Produced by Drew Toynbee

    Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

    1 hr 35 min
  • Alistair Griggs - EnergyLandia

    Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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    It is difficult to overstate how glad I am that I recorded this absolute gem of a conversation with my friend, the comedy writer and soul-vacuum Alistair Griggs. It has to be heard to be believed. What is wrong with the man? Feel free to discuss below.

    Over 90'odd minutes we discuss the futility of enjoying anything at all, the fleeting joy of Thursdays and Alistairs recent awful sounding trip to the Energylandia theme park in Krakow.

    What a mind this man has. I have no doubt that one day it will be pickled and put on display.

    Enjoy the madness

    Ma'am

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    If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

    And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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    Produced by Drew Toynbee

    Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

    1 hr 45 min
  • Nico Goes It Alone... in Brighton!

    Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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    Uncle Nana is back and she's BAAAD. Well good. Well a bit better. Yes my lovely sods I had a lovely week away from real life in Brighton. I tell you all about it in this holiday special episode. Jump in for a nana-style recounting of my week, weird audio, the sound of quite a tired man, but some quite enthusiastic Mods and Rockers chat.

    Another ep will drop on Saturday with Griggs in it, and trust me there is some gold in there. Enjoy and thanks to you all for waiting while I uncurled myself from out of a ball.

    You avin this?!!

    BTW - A few links to Mods v Rockers bits mentioned in the show

    The Glory Days -

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akkhZmjTyVY

    Mods and Rockers BBC thing 2014-

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuh8ujEx69E

    Iplayer BBC Mods n Rockers thing

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p04ch7h2/panorama-mods-and-rockers?fbclid=IwAR1wkZEJzEfpcLNKjhn0fpJWXuIKTU8DwCAjHkybDSConyc6OyIZo8eP-cE

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    If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

    And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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    Produced by Drew Toynbee

    Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

    1 hr 2 min
  • Nico Goes It Alone

    Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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    Hello lovelies. It's Nana/Prue/Ma'am

    (Of all my new names I hereby announce I like being referred to as Ma'am best)

    No guest this week as I was away and then not well, but I hope you get some enjoyment out of hearing me trying to turn my shitty mood and exhaustion around by being a silly billy all on my todd.

    I mean, it's the tactic I have used every day forever so don't go feeling sorry for me or anything. Heads up, I have played fast and loose with some silly jingle stuff in this ere episode, which I must stress is not actual paid advertising, I was just dicking around as I was supping an AF beer. That said if an AF beer brand wants to pay me a shit load of money to say their name I am not even going to pretend I am too proud to do that. The only thing I won't sell my arse for is children's cigarettes and murky financial consolidation companies. So back off you lot. Or maybe I WILL BREAK YOUR FINGERS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!

    Oh by the way the strand of comedy videos I mention are called 'The Bait' and I found a link to a bunch of them here. Some good stuff in there, and commissioning loads of bits is kind of a new and interesting way of getting sketch comedy made, which I go on about a bit in here. Anyway, have a looky....

    https://www.comedy.co.uk/videos/group/the_bait/

    I hope the song at the end isn't too depressing.

    I LovE YuO xxx

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    If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

    And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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    Produced by Drew Toynbee

    Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

    1 hr 14 min
  • Thom Tuck

    Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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    I am still LOVING delivering your weekly podcast. Well, it gives the poor old sod, something to do between Spitting Image zoom calls don't it. I appreciate every single pledge more than you could ever know, especially as telly is still so unpredictable.  One thing that hath cheered me up is I have got my first sniffs of paid acoustic background music gigs in the surrounding villages near me. And actually I have decided to try some busking to earn some gigging stripes. Hey ho.

    Anyway, absolutely belting chat for you all this week with fringe comedy legend Thom Tuck. The lad is truly aaf his nut and super-bright. I love talking to him and being pulled all over the philosophy map with clear and sensible thinking that always blindsides me as a result of coming from someone so dedicated to utter silliness.

    In this weeks episode we talk about Thom's unconventional upbringing, his early comedy influences, his love of Leeds United Manager Mark Bielsa (apparently an actual God) and our best ever day out together watching Neil Young and Bob Dylan at Hyde Park two shitty covid-infused years ago. Are the good times coming back? I feel they might be. So you see I'm not THAT miserable.

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    If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

    And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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    Produced by Drew Toynbee

    Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

    1 hr 51 min
  • Mark O'Sullivan from Lee and Dean

    Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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    Hello sweed'earts.

    Uncle nana is feeling old this week, as I enter the 4th week moaning about my neck twinges. Still, mustn't grumble because I have for you a lovely Friday treat in the form of the podcast episode I recorded with comedy actor and writer Mark O'Sullivan off Lee and Dean the other week.

    Mark is clever, naughty, rude and smells of mice. Hopefully you will appreciate him giving me shit throughout our chitty chat. It gets a bit bummish quite quickly but there's lots of fun along the way.

    I choose to like Mark whether he likes it or not.

    BTW I am lining up more guests and for now it WILL be a bit sausagey. Trying to get some womens and others on but they are all too busy taking up white mans jobs throughout the libtard cuck media. Anyway, hopefully some of my ace comedy lady pals with join us soon but be patient my loves.

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    If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

    And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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    Produced by Drew Toynbee

    Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

    1 hr 29 min
  • Alistair Griggs

    Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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    After 2 weeks of wallowing in the sympathy afforded to me after Nanny's drunken bullying during the first two episodes of GSOH, I now openly shame myself by admitting I am regularly twice as awful to fellow comedy writer Alistair Griggs, with whom I have an extremely unhealthy comedy dynamic.  Rest assured the deviant actually likes being treated badly though, unlike me who is a little flower on a windowsill.

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    If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

    And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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    Produced by Drew Toynbee

    Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

    1 hr 29 min
  • Matt Morgan (Part 2)

    Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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    Yes it's time to cringe, wince and megalol your way through the second half of the bitchiest conversation I have ever had in my life, with our favourite Nanny-Hobbit and Muscle-Mary 'Matthew "Ping Pins" Morgan'.

    He goes at me hard in this one in my opinion but I deflect the blows like an elderly, slightly confused Keanu Reeves in the Matrix with my next level defensiveness and super-bants. Does Matthew know more than me about everything?? Should I just fucking shut up? Decide for yourself!

    And remember, this episode winds up with a story from my teen years that I would rather isn't alluded to too obviously (mentioned at all) on 'sosh meed' just because, well, you'll hear for yourself.

    Get your tissues guys, because this one gets emotional. And a bit jizzy.  Sorry/Not Sorry.

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    If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

    And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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    Produced by Drew Toynbee

    Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

    1 hr 15 min
  • Matt Morgan (Part 1)

    Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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    Sit back, stop the clocks, then restart the clocks. Make sure the clocks are telling the right time again and open the heart in your ears, because the time is NOW for GSOH -   

    The new chatty-lols podcast from me, Nico Tatarowicz. The man who has worked in telly and comedy for 17 years but has only been recognised once, because I was standing with Tom Davis, who then pointed out who I was to a barman.

    Of course, episode one of GSOH just HAD to be with our 'Nanny' Matt Morgan did it not?

    Of course it did uncle Nico! (You are shouting back). He's the bloody guy that has teased me out of my shell and got me excited to try Patreon.

    I have split our epic chat into 2 episodes, for this week and next (Cliffhanger) and let me tell you it gets pretty tasty and hopefully even funny. 

    There's chat about being a right twat at school, some comedy fanboying over The Day Today, and a lot of Nanny bickering over which of us is the rude, interrupty one that needs to shut his bloody mouth!

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    If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

    And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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    Produced by Drew Toynbee

    Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz

    1 hr 52 min
  • This is Stupid Hearts Club!

    Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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    Come join me as I go on my mad journey fully in the public eye, rather than in the soft, cozy warm confines of Patreon. Although the Patreon is still there and with secret bonus stuff, if you fancy it!

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    If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here!

    And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello

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    Produced by Drew Toynbee

    Copyright 2025 Nico Tatarowicz

    2 min

About Finding Nico

From the publisher's feed

Nico Tatarowicz was a busy, in-demand TV comedy writer and actor between around 2005 and the bloody pandemic. He loved it. It was sort of who he was. Since then 72% of the freelancers in the telly…