Fire Bad, Tree Pretty

In this episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S01E05 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date." Points of interest: vampire accessories, plunge and move on, Candles R Us, Owen's dead shark eyes, questionable prophecy assumptions, Owenosity, Xander's shitty slut-shaming bad friend behavior, sin: it's a liquid, secret goths, crimped hair!, Giles rides a corpse, Pork & Beans: The Musical, a serial killer is born, tit-biting corner, Owen is the creature from It Follows, and a touching moment between Buffy & Giles.

In this episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S01E04 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Teacher's Pet." Points of interest: Xander's shitty misogynistic wet dream, B.O., Buffy?, middle school science projects, former teen boys weigh in, THE JACKET, Angel's white tank top, Fork Guy, who is Cordelia's doctor and why is he still practicing?, RIP Dr. Gregory, average middle aged women, predatory shoulder pads, cricket shakes, sensual pincers, SHUT UP BLAYNE, and the egg sacs that never were.

In the first stand-alone episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S01E03 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Witch." Points of interest: Amanda was a cheerleader, unnecessary crotch shots, aggressively aggressive Xander, Joyce has a parenting stumble, Cordelia the locker room menace, voodoo barbies & eating disorders, semi-nude engravings, always throw away your hair, quality juice, Take Charge Giles, we're concerned about that cat, primo serial killer face, and where is Miss Trailer Trash?

In the second episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S01E02 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Harvest." Points of interest: Lydia's bondage fantasies, thundering needs, Willow is a giant toddler, Xander's fragile masculinity, Angel's security skeleton, Xacto beheading, Joyce puts her foot down very softly, leg weight assisted accidental dusting, Luke is a moron, and why does no one ever mention Jesse again?

In the inaugural episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S01E01 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Welcome to the Hellmouth." Points of interest: Break-in make-outs, deadly vamp-spestos, Giles foisting his VAMPYR book on every student who comes into the library, weird mom Joyce, Lydia's ardent and confusing love of Eric Balfour, and the scourge of crushed velvet.

A brief intro from your hosts, Amanda and Lydia, who will sherpa you through this journey into Sunnydale.