First off... the title was a swipe at Fake Pirate Defensive End Jason Pierre Paul who lost some digits in a July 4th accident while with the Giants a few years back... but let's say a prayer for NHL Goalie Matiss Kivlenieks of the Columbus Blue Jackets who tragically lost his life yesterday during a fireworks accident. He was 24years old. SAD.
If you're looking for Sunday's Ask Captain Jack Show... it's not available. Honestly, I was NOT feeling 'mentally positive' and the show was NOT entertaining nor up to my standards... so it's not available on my YouTube, Facebook, or Twitter.... and I can't find it on Twitch, so good luck if YOU can! No matter...
Lots of SPORTS to talk about. Joey Chestnut WINS AGAIN in Hot Dog Eating... what was it 76 dogs? Wow... The Canadiens with Anderson's two goals stave off a sweep from the Lightning, but I fully expect Tampa to win it in Five on their Home Ice on Wednesday Night.
Speaking of Finals... how about Phoenix taking on Milwaukee... and Chris Paul's FIRST NBA Finals appearance? THAT is hard to believe, and I believe Paul, Devin Booker, Deandre Ayton and Jae Crowder will ultimately hoist the trophy... especially since MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo is currently doubtful for Game 1 and his injury will likely preclude a Bucks Championship since... has it been since Lew Alcindor AKA Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? Yep... 1971.
We got our MLB All Star Lineups upcoming... and of course we'll talk FOOTBALL... RAIDER FOOTBALL and whomever else y'all deem worthy of discussion.
So LET'S WELCOME IN OUR HARD WORKING WENCHES... who DEFINITELY are ready for your questions... yeah, I'm here too... but this is YOUR SHOW LADIES!! It's the Captain and Wenches Show!!