It's better to travel and if possible it's great to travel offworld because this world isn't looking great long term. Stuck on Earth? Consider the benefits of Czechia. Still too far? Well at the very least you can leave your troubles behind for 14 minutes as legendary Buffalonians ZERO TOLERANCE chant down babylon or its equivalent.

Yung drummers, hardcore gaming, choosing a great jacket, and horning in on other podcasts are all just tools in the big fat boxes we use to tear into the coffee-table-ready sights and sounds of THE CASKET LOTTERY.

Let's explore all the ways that underground things can be country. Can hardcore fans who like Nascar be country? Can a groove metal act in Nudie suits be country? Can sludge rockers with rebellious license plates who sing about regional cryptid violence be country? Only the first 11 SCISSORFIGHT records can tell us the truth.

All we do is slave away over these hot ideas, dumping them out like tinned fish. This week we are working on the equally pressing issues of social justice AND big justice and I think we're making real progress. AND we listened to this record by HOLDING ON for you. What have you done for us lately?

This week we choke down some hard truths about lowlife dining, lowlife shopping, lowlife camping and lowlife cinema critique before tucking into the finer things in life like the thick, tangy stick to your ribs meal of a record by Memphis' own BURY THE LIVING.

We have a long voyage ahead of us and I have packed all the things we'll need... sardines in sauce, garfish in olive oil, mackerel in mustard, barnacles in brine, peppered eels, paprika mermaid tail... oh and a knife. Luckily we are on our way to a land where the only sea you'll see is the sea of potatoes so we won't be harassed by harbor seals and killer whiles despite littering fish reeking cans across America. I brought a portable record player so we can check out some HUMMINGBIRD OF DEATH on the way.

It's time to get real about rock and roll and all the deadly dangers it contains. I'm not talking about some Mistah Bone "Once Bitten Twice Shy" stories, I mean true sharp steel. HARD steel like the swords of the gods. Tell you what, let's hear those gods allegedly chop each other to pieces courtesy of the mythmaking bards in BACK WHEN.

Domo arigato, listeners! It's time to spill some tea and we're going to do it over an absolutely foul club ready beat from a galaxy far far away. Doesn't it sound like I am describing a completely different podcast? One where people argue about whether Thanos could snap away the Beyonder? LOL The Beyonder has a Lambo so there's no chance. Anyway OUR Lambos are finally packed and as quick as a snap, we're ready to leave South Carolina for good, waving sadly to the fellas from IN/HUMANITY who are all shrugging because they don't know who we are or why we're waving.

In an episode where we've already been pre-called-out for our cavalier relationship to facts and history, we boldly march to the podium holding no notes apart from the Floorpunch textbook and filibuster extemporaneously on the comings and goings of the second band in our special and arbitrary South Carolina series, GUYANA PUNCH LINE.

Mortality, virality, and the uncertain nature of unprofitable survival are all wrapped up in tales of disaster as we begin our slow march through the 9th colony and 8th state to face ASSFACTOR 4.