First Thoughts

By SimonsRantsComedy TV & Film Film Reviews

First Thoughts episodes

May 03 Animal Farm (2026)
THIS ANIMAL FARM IS A SERKIS!!1!

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23 min
April 30 Michael (2026)
When is Jackson being released???

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29 min
April 05 The Drama (2026)
Oh shoot! An A24 film from the writer/director of Dream Scenario starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson!? Count me in!

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53 min
March 27 Undertone
The scariest podcast episode you'll ever listen to!!!

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52 min
March 21 Project Hail Mary
Ryan Gosling meets an alien in space - what more do you need??

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41 min
March 08 THE BRIDE!
Will Christian Bale ever make a good movie again?
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1 hr 14 min
March 02 Pillion
Doms and Subs? Domino's doesn't even sell sub sandwiches!

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51 min
February 23 Psycho Killer (2026)
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa (idk, that's how the wrote it in the lyrics)

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43 min
February 21 How to Make a Killing (2026)
Starring Margot Qualley!!1!

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47 min
February 18 Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die
First time?

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26 min