First Thoughts

By SimonsRantsComedy TV & Film Film Reviews

First Thoughts episodes

February 16 "Wuthering Heights" (2026)
Good lord...

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29 min
February 10 Send Help
RAIMI, HELP US!!!

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26 min
February 07 Markiplier's IRON LUNG (2026)
Another YouTuber taking a stab at filmmaking - does it go any better this time?

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35 min
January 24 The Testament of Ann Lee
Jesus Christ, what a movie

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17 min
January 24 Mercy (2026)
SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE ME TO WRITE YOUR MOVIES FOR YOU INSTEAD OF THESE IDIOTS

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47 min
January 16 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
Get ready to worship!

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28 min
January 16 Dead Man's Wire
Left out to dry or left for dead?

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30 min
January 10 PRIMATE
Old Yeller is a lot darker than I remembered...

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39 min
January 10 No Other Choice
Ah, Korean nihilism! My favorite!
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27 min
January 06 Every Movie I Saw in 2025 RANKED
Wooh boy! 2025 was a long year with a LOT of movies! For some reason I decided to torture myself by ranking each and every one of them! Enjoy!

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2 hr 44 min