It’s been another 22 episodes since dogs were forbidden, and now… I guess they’re allowed again? We have officially declared war against the moon, though. Ya hear that, the moon?! We’re gunning for you now!  

 

Episode ingredients: Our New Tagline, Sticky Heroes, Feng Shui Audio Wizard, The Sound of Science, Hammerboy vs. Wrenchlad, and Garfeld

 

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Podcasters? Three podcasters?! And what's more, out of the Midwest by your talk. What business brings you to Bree? (Hint - it's fixing stuff)

 

Episode ingredients: We Don’t Have To Do This Anymore (yeah we do), Worst Gatekeeper Ever, Kevin Is A Robot, You Want Crawdads Anybody?, Get Off My Elevator - The National Balls, and stay tuned after the credits for Water Commentary

 

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We stumble almost immediately out of the gate on this one, because Chris made a classic blunder: asking Ben to sing. You never ask Ben to sing! Not only does he hate it, but he’s also bad at it.

Episode ingredients: The Hot Cross Buns Melody Mystery, Carpenter Boys, Can Someone Please Argue Now, Goodwill Art Creep, Next Week Tonight, The Dave Emoji, and Reese’s Cup Physics Simulator

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You have to admire Dr. Squamulous’ courage as he continues to tuck little treats into our boys’ knowledge pockets (to use his own words), despite being actively hunted by Dracula AND not really having any actual knowledge to dole out. What a guy! 

Episode ingredients: Objectively The Worst State, Ben’s Vacation Journal, Lose Your Butt To Shrooms, WURDZ - Manor vs. Chateau, Everything’s Coming Up Molehouse, The Sound of Science, The Return of Magic Movie Mashup Mike, and Being John McAfee

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Hey friends! Ben is out of town for a couple of weeks, so we're dropping a new track that he made a little while back. This one is so fresh, we haven't even used it for 5 Minute D&D yet! We hope to be fixering again really soon. Until then, enjoy our #1 fresh summer jam, like grandma used to make! 

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Our office has seen a lot of fatalities over the past few years, but this episode marks the first time anyone has ever thought themselves to death in front of us. At least, as far as I can recall but who’s keeping track? Like I said, there’s been a LOT.  

Episode ingredients: Tootsie Pop Owl is a Dick, Greg Battles The Fuzzy Rat Robots, Get Off My Elevator and Into The Bathroom, Hook-proof Zorb Speech, and Willy Weirdson’s Hot Pineapple

We dust off an old bit to conclude our in-depth analysis on this year’s Mortal Kombat movie. After that, I PROMISE we’re done talking about it. At least until there’s a sequel.

 

Episode ingredients: Secondary Transformers, Good Reviews of Mortal Kombat, A Pallet of Air Conditioners, The Sound of Science, A Little Smidgen of Fish People, and Next Week Tonight

Our latest installment marks the long-anticipated return of…that German psychiatrist we thought we killed off back in the twenty-somethings! Dr. Glockenspiel maybe, but it’s not like we have a record of these things. Anyway, the good doctor helps Ben sort out a crazy dreammercial he had. Then things get downright biblical by the end.

 

Episode ingredients: Oh That Crunch!, Mortal Kombat in Review, The Slur, The Hit List, Granola For Birds, and Next Week Tonight

The banter is hot right out the gate on this one! And by that I of course mean that it takes us about twenty minutes to get into the fixing part. You won’t even notice though, since you’ll be too busy dealing with gym class flashbacks.

Episode ingredients: A Bad Case of Stroh’s, High School Gym Class Nostalgia, Expired College Degree, Lunch Traps for Linus, The Sound of Science, Dracula H.R., Giant Spacecar Earth, Book Ointment, and Ned Leathers Reads a List

Welcome to Fixers, Incarcerated. Frankly, I’m amazed we managed to stay out of jail for as long as we did...

 

Episode ingredients: Jasper’s Toilet Hooch, Murder House Listings, Next Week Tonight, Marvel’s Parkour Hobo II, The Hit List - Narrow Canals & Diet Foods, and The Charges Brought For Us