Fixers, Inc.

We hope that you like drunken rants about cereal mascots. No, for real, because we’re serving up a heaping spoonful of that! You could say we’re putting all our chips on that number this week. Well, that and the mysteries of the Great White North. Sorry, eh?

 

Episode ingredients: Guy Saleserson, Disgusted by my Siblings, Chris Got a HAM Radio - Yoga Danger, Canadian Mysteries, Acorns in the Mailbox, and Cereal Mascot Lore

Look, everybody makes mistakes. We just happen to record ours. But let us make amends real quick, and then we can move on to more important things. Like which part of Los Angeles to destroy for your wife’s birthday.

 

Episode ingredients: Corrections, Escape City, The Sound of Science with Dr. Squamulous, That’s Why They Call Me John Wick, 5 Minute D&D, and Drive-Thru Delays

Just when you thought pants were getting too easy, we came along. No need to thank us. These Challenge Pants will surely keep you busy for a while.

 

Episode ingredients: Minimal Effort Intro, McGillicuddy’s Challenge Pants, Get Off My Elevator - New Pet, Making New Friends, The Sound of Science - Sharks!, and Is This Funny Later?

Just ran a quick internet search to make sure “wax neck” wasn’t some kind of racial slur. The good news is it isn’t. The bad news is I got lots of videos about waxing the hair off your neck, and now I feel inadequate.

 

Episode ingredients: Uncomfortable Opening, The Laser Guy, I Hate Sailing, Brought To You By, Self-tickler, Tiny Explosions, 2800 Pigeons, and Pet Snack Curiosity

While the Dave is away, the music will play.

Alright gang, get out your gavels because it’s time for our courtroom procedural episode! We absolutely do follow through on that and don’t collectively forget the premise within minutes. No sir!

 

Episode ingredients: The Durst of Times, Scaredy-toes, Get Off My Elevator - The Coquel or Crazy Superman, Criminal Social Network, The Museum of Contemporology, and Airplane Aspirations

Traditionally, the title of this episode ought to be whatever we land on for our new tagline, but I enjoyed this joke more. We also roll our first 20 since the pandemic began! There may be hope yet.

 

Episode Ingredients: Our New Tagline, Coffee in Ireland, Have You Checked The Oceans Lately?, 5 Minute D&D!!, Mailing My Car, Rolling Up to School in the Technodrome, and Brought To You By

We lay the groundwork for yet another incredible eating experience, and provide what I assume to be the most erotic advice on shaking hands ever. EVER!

 

Episode ingredients: Old-Timey Boxers from the 1930’s Who Are Vegetarians, Rapid Fire Spring Cleaning, The Hit List - Imperial Measurements, Craftsman tools, and Napkins, Eat at Tarpington’s, Second String Bridesmaid, Ben Gives 20 (or does he?), Handshake Sutra, and Brought To You By

If you hear your trend-obsessed teenager using the phrases “lethal snack” or “ruby bullets," you should know that we coined those. So, you know, your kid is legit. You should be proud!

 

Episode ingredients: Trampoline-Appropriate Foods, The Sound of Science with Dr. Squamulous, The Many Uses for Gemstones, and Get Off My Elevator - Fall-thru Restaurant & Skysteraunt

We couldn't record together this week, so here's another Dinosaurigami track for your listening pleasure. Love y'all and we hope to be in your ears again real soon! Ew, no wait... that came out wrong.