Fixers, Inc.

Please, please, PLEASE don’t let your dog listen to this show! We’ve proven ourselves to be a bad influence. But if they do listen, they’ll be thrilled to hear that our Ham radio finally picked up something besides Havarti Cravat!

 

Episode ingredients: Welcome to My Summer Home, We’re a Podcast for Dogs Now, Adult Bed Wetter, Fire Patent, The Hit List - blister packaging and tiny light bulbs, Everything in Bags, Pet Animal vs. Food Animal, Good Reviews of Double Team, and Chris Got a Ham Radio - The Summer Games

This week, we debut a hot new segment for these hot summer nights with our dear friend Dr. Squamulous. This is EASILY our twangiest, and quite possibly our sauciest, episode to date.

 

Episode ingredients: Southern Hospitality, Prosthetic Everything for Ghosts, Human Trials for Fun and Profit, The Sound of Science with Dr. Squamulous, Infinite Coffee and Imported Sand, and Brought To You By

Something a little different this week.

There are whispers. Rumors of a fearsome beast roaming our neighborhoods at night. Its face has never been seen. Its intentions are unknowable. And it has most definitely punched a number of squirrels. Beware, the Ghost Boxer is nigh!

 

Episode Ingredients: The Eatability of Squirrels, Chris Got A Ham Radio, Kid Vending Machine, A Carful of Expired Sprite Cranberry, Get Off My Elevator - Clutch, and Ostrich Seed

Only one podcast has the nerve, nay, the courage to tell you straight: lobsters are sea bugs. It’s true. There’s more where that came from, too. Herein you’ll learn all about spiritual bandwidth, what Dracula’s candy factory would be like, and a brand new definition for willpower. We make learning fun!

 

Episode Ingredients: Grinding for Enlightenment, How Sea Bugs Get the Good in Them, Flop Around!, Dracula Deadbeat and Loving It - police & candy maker, Holy Telegraph, and Can Someone Please Argue Now?

Well, it’s not perfect but here you go. This episode is sponsored by PMie’s Nighttime Delivery Service, for all your pre-lit firework needs. That’s PMie’s with a P..... and an M. And an I and an E. Apostrophe S.

 

Episode Ingredients: Judge Your Blood, Be-havement, Chris Got A Ham Radio, the Cardboard Enforcer, Dracula Deadbeat and Loving It, Ragtime Origins, and Brought To You By + BONUS Seinfeld Showdown

Another weird day to drop an episode! I figured since we’d been silent for a while that I would try to get this one up asap. So…. maybe you could consider it early? Anyway, we talk about this in the episode, but we’re most likely moving to a biweekly schedule for the time being. Also, don’t worry about all those mounds out back. There’s a perfectly plausible explanation for those.

 

Episode Ingredients: Three Kinds of Sorry, Street D&D, Cheeseburger Olympics, Sunny D Vinaigrette, Danger Dance, Big Wet Pill, DiRenaldo’s Conversation Pavers, On-Screen Muppet Typists, Brought To You By, and a Legit Good Question

Well, hey there! We had to take a crash course in remote recording, as we all got separated during the events of the last couple weeks. By which I mean, of course, the hostile alien takeover. So, sorry if our audio quality isn’t up to par. We’re working with what we’ve got.

 

Episode ingredients: Spider-Bones, Illegal Blue T-shirts, Get Off My Elevator - Hot New Good Friday Toys, I’m Just Enjoying the Word Popejob, Microwave Positions, Chris Got a Ham Radio, Singing Is Just Breathing A Certain Way, and Brought To You By

EDIT: In light of what's happened recently with the murder of George Floyd and the Black Lives Matter movement, I thought it was at the very least insensitive to leave a song titled "Still Breathing" on our feed. The original title came simply from the fact that we hadn't posted anything for a while, and we wanted to let folks know that we were still around during the pandemic. We don't harbor any illusions about having a wide reach or anything, but to anyone that happens to find us, know that we support the fight against systemic racism. ****************************************************** We're uploading this track mostly to let you all know that we're okay! We are taking a week or two off for various reasons, but we're alive and well and hope you are too. This is an alternative track to the song we used for our last 5 Minute D&D session ("Dinosaurigami" is Ben when he makes stuff in GarageBand). Feel free to use it as the soundtrack for your own quarantine sessions! Hope to see you again soon.

xoxo, The Fixers and Harvey the Drone-crow

In this week’s exciting installment, we talk about expired applesauce… a lot, for some reason. But we also discuss the, uh… “profound influence” that music can have on the human body. To be honest, I’m having trouble putting into words exactly what we did here.

 

Episode ingredients: Call of Sauron, Jury Duty Hacks, Slop Slide Applesauce, Bidet To You, Get Off My Elevator - The Best-Selling Book Of All Time, Private Correspondence Time, Tremors is the Cube of Tremors, and 5 Minute D&D