Fixers, Inc.

We present, for your listening pleasure, an extra long weirdie.

 

Episode ingredients: the Mandalorian’s Jug Band Christmas Destiny 2, 5-ish Minute D&D, Fixers Inbox ‘Spring’ Cleaning, Dog Karate School, A Deference Move, Nose-Picking PSA, Carzebub, and introducing Imaginary Arguments

We sat down to record last week, and it went badly. We've got a new super-long episode in the works. Just hang in there!

We endeavor once again to advocate for the issue that is utmost on everyone's minds these days: that everyone deserves a satchelful of smoke bombs.

 

Episode ingredients: Ghost School, Escaping A Dream, Crab Doctor MD, How To Not Brag About Your Expensive Crap, We Were Promised Smoke Bombs, The Hit List - guitar solos, and Chris Gets Mugged.

We've got a shiny new tagline and a deeply, deeply disturbing new restaurant idea. Also, Chris really hates German food, you guys... like a lot.

 

Episode ingredients: our New Tagline, Please-Help Books, Bumblecar, 5 Minute D&D, Get Off My Elevator - Glorelli’s, Dishwasher Shaming, and The Pro-Scar Agenda

The Fixers face their greatest challenge yet - trying to maintain their composure while listening to the musical stylings of Tramp McGramp the anti(?)-drug dog.

 

Episode ingredients: Ben’s Knife Foot, Ripples of Nipples, Haunted Burlesque House, Tramp McGramp’s BBQ Bathtub Mystery, Language Workshop - Blow My Wad, 5 Minute D&D, How To Be The Best Spider-Man You Can Be, and  Snackula MD

Sorry we missed a week, folks! To make up for it, we’re coming at you with 133% power as our friend Kurt from “Previously On” joins us! Plus, we accidentally invent the French Prince of Bel-Air and it might just be my favorite thing ever.

 

Episode ingredients: Cat Pollen, resubscribed without consent, From China With Love, vampire allergies, and Brought To You By

If desire is the root of suffering, then enlightenment comes from handing the taco cashier your money and just accepting whatever they give you. Bad luck if you have food allergies, though...

 

Episode ingredients: Get Off My Elevator - The Littlest Cowboy, The Burrito Line, Chadula MD - moon lung & cave mouth & implode finger, speed limits for runners, and The Hit List - Coupons

We’re 40 episodes old! Come join us on a knowledge safari as we fend off cats to protect our bagels and learn to love some awful enriched macaroni products.

 

Episode ingredients: Doin’ a Weirdie, Little Johnnie stories, 17 Ways to Gut a Clown, learning to love horrible things, the last (?) Dracula MD, how to keep your cat away from your bagels, and the safest hallucinations are dreams

So, Dave is out of town again. We weren’t able to record a full episode for this week, but Chris and Ben managed to sit down with the newest fixer, 939A Pocket RC Robot Talking Interactive Dialogue Voice Recognition Record Singing Dancing Telling Story Mini RC Robot Toys Gift! Turns out we were wrong about him only speaking Russian...

So, up front I just want to say: we’re deeply sorry for this and we love you.

Tired of being constantly pestered by those horrible seagulls? We've got the fix for that. Sick of your Roomba always tipping over? Yup, we've got the fix for that too. Why, I'll bet we could fix damn near anything as long as we've got Harvey by our side.

 

Episode ingredients: our big weekends, Mortal Engines endorsement, befriending a crow, goth beach, Get Off My Elevator - Tubthumpin’ Roomba, what is junk food?, and Five Minute D&D