The desert called Dave away mysteriously yet again, so we had to pull a couple of interns out of cryo-sleep. They proved surprisingly effective at creating breakfast cereals!

 

Episode ingredients: Dave leaves, volcanoes and airplanes, Little Red Riding Wolf, Get Off My Elevator - Coffee Crunchies, and using the elderly for entertainment

When the power goes out, there’s only one thing to do: descend into the horrible inky blackness of the basements. Yes, basements plural. We have like 15 of them for some reason.

 

Episode ingredients - C World, Ben is alone, 5 Minute D&D, Darryl gets Freakazoid-ed, From China With Love, who took my sword?, how to courage, the Smoothround Diet, and Dracula MD

But seriously though, where the f*** is Waldo?!

 

Episode ingredients: fixers in the hall, Brought To You By, toothbrush in the toilet, From China With Love, Dave’s problematic emails, The Hit List - Ketchup, how’s your kookaburra

So before we hit record, we started talking about Google tokens. Then it just kinda found it’s way into the episode without any explanation whatsoever. I have faith you can figure it out though. It makes as much sense as anything else we do.

 

Episode ingredients: the battle for the office, Dracula MD, politics at work, Brought To You By, what does the bay leaf mean?, Slinky 2, and the obnoxious apple thief

We had a scheduling conflict this week (somebody had to work their “real job”). So we’re putting up an episode that we were saving for a rainy day, in which Ben and Ryan try to help Dracula come up with a new show.

 

Episode ingredients: DPR, Piranha Pool, Wrestling Announcer, Burning the Village, Baskin Robbins, Dracula the Ornithologist, and peyote goodbye

When camping, it’s important to remember two things: first, make sure to bring the right cold cuts for your s’mores and second, don’t buy pants from AliExpress.

 

Episode ingredients: our shitty tents, Ben’s harem pants, How to Train Your Cat, Illegal Zoo, Dracula MD, Brought to You By, does this still count as murder?, Secular Smackdown, and The Hit List - bad liquor

Buckle in, shut up, and stay low as we whisk you away in our Crime Van. I hope you’re up for some criminal activities because... apparently we did some.

 

Episode ingredients: Heaven Jail, Taxiderm Me, Pimp My Casket, that joke with the chicken, Hit List - voicemail, Language Workshop - Movie, drinking juice concentrate, and Dracula’s special move

Pull up a chair and treat yourself to some delicious peinelli as we solve all the world’s problems one die roll at a time.

 

Episode ingredients: you gave Goodwill chores, where to sit in an Uber, Language Workshop - LOL, Chia Pet Clapper, The Lab, cowboys are mostly beans, and our newest segment From China With Love

Lemme just say that if you’re into a continuous low hum in the background of your podcasts, this one will surely tickle your listening bone.

 

Episode ingredients: do birds drink from clouds, Ape Gym, quick & easy superpowers, vitamin side effects, Baby Junior, tickling your scary bone, hands off at the Golden Corral, zombie movies are dead, making friends at work, and Get Off My Elevator - new kitchen appliance

Wondering what to do with that brand new, expensive couch you hate? We’ve. Got. Your. Back!

 

Episode ingredients: A brief time-saving intro, 5 minute D&D, best words to burp, the couch hate you give, One Man’s Trash - Prehysteria, Mario is upset, and Get Off My Elevator - bestselling children’s book