Fixers, Inc.

You’ll have to forgive Mr. McAllister’s voice this week. He was suffering from a strong, bad cold.

 

Episode ingredients: A rainy day in the office, Ghost Desk, Tympani Review, printing Darryl and messages in bottles, Get Off My Elevator - fixers autobio, toilet sharing enforcement strategies, Here Lies Bull Pillman, From China With Love - camera condom & terrible robots

When you have breakfast on your hands, you can have breakfast anytime.

 

Episode ingredients: Ol’ Breakfast Palms, airlifted back to the office, Dr. Squamulous’ tree boats, From China With Love gameshow, fun shapes in the bowl, Nobody Wants Me Regular Charms, and Dave slips in a very sneaky Ferris Bueller reference

Your boys have taken refuge in a seaside tavern in the presumably lovely town of Shipfordshire. I say ‘presumably’ because we don’t really see any of it besides the tavern. One thing is for certain, though: the murder rate is about to go up.

 

Episode ingredients: Welcome to Shipfordshire, the chimbley sweeps, Get Off My Elevator - almond flavored coffee, we get mad about not tipping on takeout orders, Brought To You By, and 5 Minute D&D

We're sailing the high seas! For vengeance! Well, at least that's how we got to be out here. Now we're more cruising in the doldrums of regret. But at least we can get some work done while we're out here...

 

Episode ingredients: squatter’s rights, Dracula MD, Squimble is Coming, default to Watto, who’s that a-calling my name?, siren hats and Slinky pants, and The Southern Gentlemen’s Stretch

We’re back with more helpful solutions than you can shake a stick at. Particularly if your problems involve finding the tasty-yet-elusive titular snack (pro tip: just smash open a vending machine!). Also, this episode may contain our most heinous sins to date. Just so ya know.

 

Episode ingredients: hive mind commute, The Land Before Porn, 5 Minute D&D, practice safe self-immolation, goblins shoes & Smitheroons, and Dracula MD - Hot Topic edition!

If you really stop and think about it, your car is just a big, fast pair of pants that you slip into. Why should we let society dictate that we wear more clothes while in our fast pants? Why?!

 

Episode ingredients: the sleepover, national anthems, The Return of Curtis Flemsbottom, Nude In My Car, From China With Love Daddy-O, and only half disgusted

What have we been up to? Oh, not much. Just revolutionizing the entire flooring business forever. Your grandchildren will thank us.

 

Episode ingredients: Lethal Enforcers D&D, poop the Zoop, shoes off please, pave my house!, Dracula MD, and Brought To You By

In case anyone is wondering, yes. Yes, cold medicine and tequila really work wonders on the human brain. You can practically hear the chemicals intermixing as we deliver multiple introductions and tangent wildly about.... honestly, the detail are still pretty blurry.

 

Episode ingredients: far right cold open, going to hell?, summer cleaning, 5 Minute D&D, Language Workshop - Disc Jockey, secret work coffee, and Get Off My Elevator - Biopic the biopic

If the words “the Lord’s Flag” have any specific meaning to you, prepare for that meaning to change. Also, we reinvent the car wash with a dark twist. Finally, we accomplish something important!

 

Episode ingredients: Dave’s chrysalis, my bird dad, Dracula MD, All Dogs Go To Jail, Language Workshop - what to say when we forget, The Lord’s Flag, The Hit List - golf pencils & stupid cups, and Brought To You By

This bite-sized episode is basically what was not awful from a session we recorded back in March. Within, we set our satirical sights on a target no one else would dare to mock: vice president Mike Pence. The audacity!

 

Episode Ingredients: enduring St. Patrick's Day, disposing of a sex doll, eating brains to get smarter, The Very Very Tall Girl From Ipanema, and also Booty Twang!