Fixers, Inc.

We’ll catch you up on what we’ve been doing in the off weeks, but rest assured that this fixering session has been blessed by Roof Dog himself. Also, guest Fixer Ryan steps up to the mic.

 

Episode ingredients: the Grand Tetons, Dracula MD, A Word from Our Sponsors, Tide Pod Challenge 2.0, The Hit List, Dave’s Critical Failure, Staring at Microwaves, 5min D&D, Repeat Yo’self, and Drinking at the Museum

Well, we lost another recording to Garbage Island Jones’ Locker. Seems the man is cursed. So here’s a 100% Jones-free podcast in which we discuss dealing with late people, creating a new restaurant, how much pee is too much?, Über Fellow at the beach, home town pride, are people getting hotter?, and a Dracula-mandated round of 5 Minute D&D.

Sorry to keep you waiting, friends! To make up for it, this episode is basically one and a half episodes long. Don't worry; I personally guarantee that you'll enjoy every second of it, or you money back!

 

Episode ingredients: 5 Minutes of D&D, The A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. Game, Dracula MD, Puppy Love, Animal Musicians, Policeman Arrest Thyself, 5 More Minutes of D&D, and One Man’s Trash: Fifty Shades Freed

If you’ve ever been a cowboy whose children have dabbled in dark magic, this episode has the fix you need. If not... it may not prove all that helpful.

 

Episode ingredients: substitute teacher Mr. Leathers, Rookie of the Year myself, Cowboy Sam’s demon troubles, shrinking down at the library, Dave’s crazy dream, feeding seagulls, and another installment of Dracula MD!

Buckle in, friends, because this one runs a little long. In fact, we talk about pizza for about 15 minutes and then it just gets weirder from there. I will say, without hesitation or any evidence whatsoever, that it’s the best 15 minutes about pizza ever recorded.

 

Episode ingredients: A very cold open, Semper Pie, can vegan mer-men ride seahorses?, Jarjarisms, killer prosthetics, Language workshop - splurge

So, as it turns out, our old pal Dracula has been running a sex advice show right under our noses. That dirty old bat. Also, we receive a visit from a classic Muppet that we made up. Also: Good Reviews of Cat in the Hat, a trip to the Lab (formerly Free Association Inventions), thinking abstractly, The Jerk Store - cleanup and post office, and should we destroy fast food forever?

At long last, after years and years of false leads and dead ends, we finally manage to pull back the curtain on Big Clown. Some other things you can look forward to: a sincere apology, Welcome to Penisville, clowns Vs. pirates, brought to you by, is it weird to clap?, Thicc Twang, and another thrilling installment of Dracula MD!

Avast, ye scurvy bilge rats! Prepare to embark on a swashbuckling adventure unrivaled in scope and epicness by any other! Namely, we meet Jesus and talk about cannibalism.

 

Additional episode plot points include helping Hercules get his wallet back, Dracula MD, sandwich IQ, making your own nickname, giant robot school, and what to do when you're being followed by a cop in traffic. You know, just the basics.

Well folks, it’s been a crazy ten years. As we prepare to wrap up our series finale in 2028, we reflect back on our 12th episode from way back when. Time is a flat circle, or something.

 

We help a dog eat chips, mash some movies together, invent a new kind of piano and postman, Chris creates a much-needed Halloween carol, and we finally figure out how mankind survived the dinosaur extinction event.

Have you spoken to your child about the dangers of vaping, the silent killer? How about glass, the silent killer? Vacuum cleaners? Sneaky assassins? Anyway, there’s a whole thing. This episode is basically one giant PSA. Have you spoken with your child about: the year in silent review, getting angry about dreams, bathroom door etiquette, Santa conquers the martians, jerk store green coffee, and getting drunk to keep the mosquitos away.