Fixers, Inc.

We've reached the double digits! This episode is chock-full of useful information, including (but not limited to) the Chrysler Genie, the ACRONYM game gets sexy-ish, a ghost with a lisp, what to say when there's no soup, a baby hater, really old Doug, Free-association inventions, some very insightful elevator talk, and birthday song response tactics.

Do your children's schools conduct snake drills? They really should, as we learn from famous extraordinaire Havarti Cravat. As you might expect, things got a little messy this week.

 

We also cover making the doughnuts, copstronauts, destroying Thanksgiving forever, improving the public image of wolves, how to not freak out your dog, playing the A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. game, and giving up the clone.

In this episode, our intrepid heroes tackle the big issues, such as how to procure a submarine on a tight budget.

 

We also cover how to deal with ear worms, deadly ceiling fans, soda talk, dinosaur jeans, how to rid the world of FM radio and umbrellas, and what's really inside those pyramids. And Mr. McAlister returns!

It's our spookiest, sexiest, and probably least helpful episode to date, featuring special guest fixer Mercurial Quinn! I think we try to help, like, one client, and he ends up dead. Also, I state that we roll our first ever 20, which is just straight-up wrong.

 

Other topics covered include - Halloween vampire birth/deathday, fixing anniversary gifts, Titanic II, Michael Bay's Tomb, Chris's Pottersville rant (part 2), What's Good?, unspeakable crimes, What's Good? again, Red Sonja, horror porn parodies, and Mouse Tron.

Sadly, we lost an episode somewhere in the bowels of tech purgatory, and with it something about a "poltersheist" and a "hobo island", but fear not for they are briefly mentioned out of context and then never brought up again in this episode.

 

We also cover thumb war, fiery inflatable fire extinguishers, slow kids, muppet firemen, the importance of sharing pie, destroying milk and polo shirts forever, and cooler ways to cry.

What do you do when pesky customers keep coming into your bookstore right before close? You trap them inside a book, of course!

 

Fixers Inc. also deals with mystery smells, Orbito, renaming all the fish, and discover that they have an arch-nemesis company, Suckers Inc., working in the same building! Oh my!

In our 4th (or is it 9th?) episode, we have our first ever guest fixer Wyatt! Problems discussed include bad breath, Disney, sad moths, and everyone's favorite movie, Predator Mask Park. Oh, and Gilbert Gottfried shows up and grants us wishes.

Nicholas Cage is a national treasure (tee hee!) and there's nothing you can say that will change my mind!

We uncover the mysteries of that great big puddle we call the ocean, and why all the fish don't sink to the bottom. Also, what Cotton Eye Joe is all about. Also, immortality. I guess we covered a lot of ground in this one.

In our pilot episode, we take on (among other things) the weather. No more boring rain!

Also, sorry we've got a couple of fuzzy moments and Dave's vaping sound effects. We're new at this!