Forget about Trump’s paranoia that Obama was spying on him through a microwave oven, the tech company We-Vibe just settled a $3.75 million class action lawsuit over storing information about users’ sex toy habits without their knowledge.

It just so happens our friend comedian Jeffrey Jay uses the smart vibrator to get intimate with his boyfriend over long distances, and now is wondering what to do with the settlement money.

Today, Jeffrey Jay joins us to talk about our sexual anxieties in the digital age. How much does the NSA know about our orgasms? And are we boring if we always eat the same kind of foods, listen to the same music and have the same kind of sex?

Plus—

➤ Trump thinks Snoop Dog should get arrested for shooting him in a music video.

➤ Cooking sensation Auntie Fee is on life support after suffering a heart attack.

➤ Beauty and the Beast live action director Bill Condon reveals Disney lyricist Howard Ashman’s battle with AIDS shaped the animated Beauty and the Beast.

➤ Condragulations to RuPaul Andre LeBar née Charles – RuPaul announces he married his longtime boyfriend George LeBar in January.