the blankets were a lie

It takes a real man to raise a child, or so I heard. 

Sam can't be trusted with puppies. Noted.

this one is a return to form. Lots of giggles. Just pretend bryan is there.

A patron in need is a patient indeed or something along those lines. Big shoutout to Dontoni who immediately regretted this decision.

Here at Forehead Fables we appreciate our patrons, that's why after many years of ignoring them we decided it was finally time to see what they had to say.

Just a couple bag holders chillin in our Pterodactyl observatory tower.

ToldInStone back at it again answering the Patrons greatest questions.

way rome gay? was greece gay? why was sparta so darn gay? 

one of the spookiest episodes ever recorded we got 1 (count 'em ONE) host into a halloween costume but it's pretty much just a sleeveless shirt and it's not a costume so really it's just another episode but with a spooky skeleton

last episode bryan we couldn't get bryan to talk.

this episode we forgot to even invite him.